SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AgasOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...
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Mã„DchenOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I am single and looking for friendship first. I love music, movies, etc. I am fun and funny too.. I have 3 young men that are almost grown. Lets have some fun!!! (No nasties either)
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BenitaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Happiness to me is about a lot of simple things...family and friends, rain on a hot day (I just might splash you if I see a big puddle), sitting and watching fireworks, shooting stars or snow falling, toasting marshmallows on the beach or by a camp fire, feeling exhausted after a good workout, dancing around barefoot in fresh cut grass or on the cool beach sand on a warm summer night, going to amusement parks, plotting next travel destination or just taking off and having fun on a short, unplanned road trip for a weekend.I get oddly excited during thunderstorms and blizzards. I've been known to pet strange dogs. I like to joke around with doormen and waiters. I like building things. I'm genuine, sincere and adventurous (will try just about anything once...skydiving...check!) I could go on but if you really want to know more just ask! First meeting - grabbing a cup of coffee or a drink after work. First date - could be a friendly game of horse on the basketball court or a tennis match, or checking out a museum or venturing throughout NYC till we get lost.