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AgasOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...
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AmaliaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I like to be adventurous, but not dumb. I absolutely love to dance, but I\'m not looking to party every night or weekend. If you’re a hangouter, we’ll do along, looking forward to your message.
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MadaleneOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Hi!I'm hoping to find a guy with a positive personality, great character and respect, a sense of humour to match my own, who has already figured out who they are and what they want out of life. Travelling to new places is always an exciting adventure. I like to laugh, and have fun, not taking life too seriously. Obviously, there are times you have no choice, but a nice balance is good. I enjoy making others laugh. I see the glass as half full, and try to see the positive side in any situation. I tend to be shy initially especially if there is an attraction, but give me some time and once I'm comfortable my true colours shine through. I'm loyal and would do anything for any of my friends and family members. I'm outgoing and usually willing to try anything at least once. I'm a good listener and really enjoy hearing about other people's lives and experiences. I tolerate and enjoy most genres of music-except rap 'music'. I'm starting to sound like my parents! lolBy the end of the week I'm tired of the rat race, and like to unwind with some fun! I'm happy spending time at home as well as getting out. A nice road trip once in a while is great! I'm definitely not a helpless woman. On the other hand, I can handle being shown a few things, too! I'm energetic and don't mind taking initiative. I like surprises, and think it's all about the little things!I'd like nothing more than to skip to about the 10th date, where you're past the awkward, shy phase, and the real personality comes through. Comfortable, yet not too comfortable just yet, but well on the way to a good friendship. I'd love to get out and do stuff-have some good laughs, and be sarcastic with each other. If you can't take a good jab once in a while, all in good, clean fun, then we won't like each other (well, you won't like me, for sure)! Don't worry, if I can dish it out, I can take it, too! Maybe a casual meal, or maybe a drink, somewhere we can break the ice and carry on a conversation. Let's decide the details together.