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Em
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Em. I am never married catholic hispanic woman without kids from Portland, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Tinisha
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Looking for a loser. Hoping that it has the opposite effect. Winners need not apply lol. Seriously, no druggies. I like to be number one. I'll return it. I'll remind u that u r a man and my man if u r a loser lol. I love someone that can be silly and serious. But I need someone that will entertain me because I get bored easily. I do not like shallow people. If u need to wear a certain brand and have everyone see it, u r not for me. I hate arrogance and love a modest person, like me lol. Did I say that out loud. Got to love the irony. I want someone just like me. Playful, serious, loving, empathetic, needy of a lover, cute but does not know it, sweet disposition, trustworthy, loyal, giving, believes in god, can take a joke, umm did I mention modesty lol. I have a thirteen year old daughter that is a natural born entertainer. She is the life of the party. I on the other hand need to be comfortable to show my outgoing side. I have two dogs that r my BFFs as my daughter would say. I love to play sports and be competitive. I can take a loss but I will trash talk u to the end. I am extremely compassionate. I notice the person who is in pain or discomfort and run to their rescue. I may not always know what to do for that person, but I am there for them. If u can't pay for a date, just admit it bro. Don't say things like I need an independent women who has a job. Your either really ashamed u do not have a good job and broke as a joke or u r greedy with your money. Either way, I don't like stingy people. I have given way too much to ever call myself greedy. And I don't like guys who r trying to turn it around on someone else *** admitting that they r broke. Not that I care if u r poor. I just don't like people who blame other people for their shortcomings. Also I am onto u sweet talkers, trust has to be earned. First dates r torture. Because u r stuck there if u don't want to be there and I get too nervous. I am a relationship girl so I really dread this part. How bout ice cream. Short and sweet!!! And for all u health consciousness men, if u cant take me for ice cream and have one yourself, that is a deal breaker, and u thought it would be something like being a cheater lol!!!!!!!!
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May
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm an extreme hopscotch athlete. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. Four years ago I became a Colonel. I woo my man with my sensuous and goddess-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I am a self taught balloon twisting artist.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Children trust me.Please don't message me with one simple 'hi' or 'hey' or 'what's up'. I've taken the time to write a lot of things here- I deserve to know that you read through it. I will not respond to the small/short messages. ;) And perhaps to save you a little bit of time... I am not interested in dating black men.If you read all of that and are still smiling then you must know that I'm a smart ass and just trying to figure out what to say to catch your attention. I am seeking a long term relationship with someone who can make me smile, someone who is optimistic and is ready to move forward in a relationship. I have a son and I have cats, if you are opposed to either then you should move along. I come from a pretty large family and I like planning events to socialize with former classmates. If you aren't social then we probably wouldn't get along well. I don't go out with friends a lot, but when I do, I'd like to bring a date. The kind of guys I am generally attracted to are probably described as big or heavy, it's just who I am attracted to. If you think we would get along then send me a message and tell me which of the above things you believe are true about me. Let's see... a first date. I assume after the awkward introductions and the forced smiles eventually we'd calm down enough to have a bite to eat. Perhaps some light conversation talking about our families and what an interesting/horrible week it was at work. If it's nice enough outside maybe go to the park and walk around, grab an ice cream and eat it on a blanket while watching the ducks in the pond. Any kind of casual date would be great. I like comedy clubs, karaoke, having some drinks. I'm really up for just about anything.