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Brittani, 37

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About Me

CAUTION: It only seems fair that I warn you, I am most definitely NOT like any woman you will ever meet! Bold, I know, but true! No, it’s not because I have a third nipple (now ask yourselves - does she really have a third nipple?), or is it because sometimes I think I’m a genius - or at least think I could be pretty dang close. Nor is it because I am currently the reigning champion in plastic bag folding, and can put on the performance of my life (while in the shower of course) of one of music’s latest hits (anyone who walks past my house during said performance’s opinions don’t count). It could be because I believe, and take pride, in being a kick ass gal that can get dirtier then no other, I have a mud hero medal to prove it; play harder than some of the guys on my ball team, I have a scar on my cheekbone to prove that one, and I truly believe that to get all that you want, there takes a ton of scars, bumps and bruises along the way, I’ve earned every dang one of em. I’m an itty bitty package who thinks, in mind and spirit only, should be the next American Ninja Warrior (but Canadian of course). I’m a thrill seeker and can be somewhat competitive (understatement but shhh) at times but my biggest passions are, the most incredible thing I’ve ever done (my daughter-not your average story), sports – mostly playing but enjoy watching…live preferably!, music, and…drum roll please….COOKING!!! Bet ya had no idea that you are currently contemplating engaging on a conversation with the NEXT Master Chef! Ok fine, maybe not the next one, but dang it, it’s on my bucket list!!! Truth is, it’s one thing I am incredibly passionate about and very proud to admit that I’m damn good at - there's something to be said when flavors come together leaving a mouthwatering kissable smile on your loved ones lips. Bragging rights rock to!! Bonus points if you enjoy country...Please note, I'm kinda not lookin for casual no commitment kinda guys...I have my own interpretation of what that likely means and it's not for me - thanks though ;)Anyway, if I've failed miserably at capturing your attention then maybe this will help…I know the difference between there, their, and they’re as well as your and you’re!!! I high five, chest bump and fist pump like no other… ...getting me to agree to one will determine what kind of first date it will be ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Damiana

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    i have been a single lady over 2 years now and have been dating off and on (more off), as i embark on the other half of my life .... (seriously, i feel younger now than i did in my 30's ;).and as i guide a son through his last year of high school and i am not tied down nor close with my immediate family, but i welcome those that are .... or not, i see a lot of opportunities for free time and am hoping to spend the rest of my life travelling to exotic, tropical and historic destinies, lots of laughs, healthy lifestyle choices and old and new experiences. my work life is shift work which i love, ( a mon-fri would b the death of me) my free time is all over and i tend to fill it with friends, projects, exercise and road trips. if you feel you fit in somewhere and the 2 of us will b funner and happier than just the one, drop me a line :)side bar.. whats with these lying in bed and underwear mirror pics?

  • Asceline

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I work 6 days a week, it's not an important business. But it's mine. One day a week I reserve for my son. I'm a single mom. I believe there is someone for everyone. I patiently wait for comic-con ( and yes I dress up) I have a wicket collection. I do my own home improvements, and I'm not scared of spiders. Date. An event out. Can you take me to meet Wil Weaton? No, fine. I will settle for CptPicard. Or... Beat me at go carts, pool, darts, batting cages, bowling... Activities are fun :) if I wanted to stay in with a glass of wine, I wouldn't have gone thru all the trouble of creating a profile.

  • Wilhelmina

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    This is about me - I"ve been single a long time, my boys are getting older and really don't need or dare I say want me as much as they once did. So I have decided it's time to put myself out there and see what happens. I like the outdoors in the summer, camping, hiking, riding, or just floating down a river, whatever we do it's all great especially the roar of a campfire at the end of a day. I also like to travel and see new places and things. But I can also be a homebody, I enjoy a good board game and laughs with friends, and then there are the days that I can watch movies all day long or get lost with some stupid online game. I'm pretty easy going, I get along with everyone, I tend not to judge. I want an outdoors men, a hunter, a fisherman, a motocross/atv rider, a man who is good with his hands and not afraid to get dirty. You should have a job and if that job takes you away or you work crazy hours, that's fine with me, cause I do believe the saying "distance make the heart grow fonder". Anyhow If this sound like you, and if you like how I sound then I think we should chat. I think coffee to start and see if we have a connection is a good start, to me you can't feel the sparks unless your face to face first.

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