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Brittani, 37

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About Me

CAUTION: It only seems fair that I warn you, I am most definitely NOT like any woman you will ever meet! Bold, I know, but true! No, it’s not because I have a third nipple (now ask yourselves - does she really have a third nipple?), or is it because sometimes I think I’m a genius - or at least think I could be pretty dang close. Nor is it because I am currently the reigning champion in plastic bag folding, and can put on the performance of my life (while in the shower of course) of one of music’s latest hits (anyone who walks past my house during said performance’s opinions don’t count). It could be because I believe, and take pride, in being a kick ass gal that can get dirtier then no other, I have a mud hero medal to prove it; play harder than some of the guys on my ball team, I have a scar on my cheekbone to prove that one, and I truly believe that to get all that you want, there takes a ton of scars, bumps and bruises along the way, I’ve earned every dang one of em. I’m an itty bitty package who thinks, in mind and spirit only, should be the next American Ninja Warrior (but Canadian of course). I’m a thrill seeker and can be somewhat competitive (understatement but shhh) at times but my biggest passions are, the most incredible thing I’ve ever done (my daughter-not your average story), sports – mostly playing but enjoy watching…live preferably!, music, and…drum roll please….COOKING!!! Bet ya had no idea that you are currently contemplating engaging on a conversation with the NEXT Master Chef! Ok fine, maybe not the next one, but dang it, it’s on my bucket list!!! Truth is, it’s one thing I am incredibly passionate about and very proud to admit that I’m damn good at - there's something to be said when flavors come together leaving a mouthwatering kissable smile on your loved ones lips. Bragging rights rock to!! Bonus points if you enjoy country...Please note, I'm kinda not lookin for casual no commitment kinda guys...I have my own interpretation of what that likely means and it's not for me - thanks though ;)Anyway, if I've failed miserably at capturing your attention then maybe this will help…I know the difference between there, their, and they’re as well as your and you’re!!! I high five, chest bump and fist pump like no other… ...getting me to agree to one will determine what kind of first date it will be ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Laidey

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm a very caring and passionate person. I have 3 great kids who I love. Family is very important to me. I love to travel and would love to have someone to share romantic vacations with. My favorite spot is the beach. Will write more later. And if you're going to be creepy don't bother sending me messages. Also physical attraction is an important factor so pictures are a must.

  • Devora

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Looking for someone to share some fun times with.......someone who can make me laugh, be a good friend with amazing chemistry. If it feels right who knows where it could go.I'll admit it, I'm a bit of a tree hugger. I love to be outside, running about in the woods, mountains or on the ocean. BC is so beautiful I like to see as much of the beauty as I can. I can be energetic for a bit, then relaxing and not doing much feels good. I love to be around people who have interests, hobbies and a passion for life. I'm not intense but I do like some interesting conversation. I can make most things work, life is a balancing act, everything in moderation is what I try to do.I am starting a new career, and I'm excited to be in a rewarding field that allows me to do what I want with my life. I do want to share that life with someone special. I love animals. Cats and dogs. They both have their different endearing qualities. Anything that lives with us on this planet deserves to be treated as equal (see, tree hugger).?! I love roadtrips for any reason.Love, freindship and laughter is what I am looking for! Make me laugh and I'll be hooked. If we find we are right for each other, I'd like to build a life together.I'm easy going and energetic, I don't sweat the small stuff, or much of the big stuff! If you treat others as you would like to be treated, say what you mean and mean what you say, we would probably get along!My brother once told me: Love is like a garden, we need to tend to it every day or it will get messy taking a lot of effort to fix. I think he has got it right and he is a very happily married man. keep it casual/comfortable

  • Cedar

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am a country girl with a huge kind heart. I look at everyday as an adventure and begin each day with an optimistic outlook. I am very laid back about most things life throws my way and love a challenge.I believe in being honest in all things. I am loyal and faithful and am looking for the same. I have a sarcastic sense of humor and always say it like it is.I don't want drama or games. I left that in highschool. lolI work hard and when i'm not working, I like to spend my time with family and friends doing whatever may catch our interest that day. I love to try new adventures and want to travel more. (the 'work hard' helps)I live a simple but fulfilling life and don't need anyone to take care of me but more just want someone to care for me.Interested? Ask me more.

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