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I am witty with a twisted sense of humor. I love the mountains. I think I am a really good dancer. I love to giggle. I am a great mom.I can sit outside for hours watching a good storm.I have great conversational skills.I have strange OCD on how underwear should be folded.I have an obsession to glossette peanuts.I love the rush of a live show.I love to dress up and wear heels.I am a sucker for tall men. ( lord help me if you have a tie on) :)I am probably one of the coolest girl next door you will ever meet. I love sports (I even know what fantasy football is), having a beer, relaxing, and kicking your butt at poker or golf. I am honest about everything.I love to sing but have never claimed that its actually good...if you are tone deaf then we are match! :) I am really not into the whole bar scene anymore but a cool pub sounds like a good Friday night. I am just really laid back and love to laugh...HARD! I am hoping to meet someone who really just knows what they want and who is real about life. You have to be able to take a joke and laugh at yourself sometimes. Life is far too short not too! I am not looking for someone to complete my life but someone who will want to share and experience life with me! So if you are up for it I look forward to hearing from you.If you can make me laugh so hard I pee in my pants, I am puddy in your hands :) Somewhere fun where we can get to know each other and make each other laugh!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

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