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Theodora, 39

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and I didn't think it would be online! I'm not so easy going; I'm stubborn and opinionated; I'm honest and loyal. I enjoy my family and friends. I'm not here to make new friends! I have plenty of guy friends! So I need someone who is secure and confident with himself. I would like to find that best friend! I'm here to meet the right person for me, who I can't wait to see after a long work day and look forward to spending my evening as well as the weekends with. I like someone who has kind eyes and a beautiful smile. Smiling often is key! I like a kind heart and a wonderful sense of humor. Joking at inappropriate times or putting someone down to make yourself feel better is not funny or humorous! Chivalry is not dead in my eyes! Mannerism are a plus! I love the beach during the summer and play co-ed softball. I workout about ***times a week. During the winter, I love skiing and hanging out by a fireplace and watching movies (romantic comedies). Autumn is for fairs and wine tastings. Spring is that wakeup call that screams warning .. bathingsuit season fast approaching! I enjoy reading, mostly romance novels.OMG! I go from ***in less than a day, so I realized that I should update the profile to include a bit more of what I'm looking for! I tend to date Italian men (being Portuguese I'd like to find someone that understands and respects European culture). He's got to at least own a suit for those special occasions. Being single and never married with no children, I'd prefer to date men that have a similiar status. I'm not looking for someone who has a 6 or 12 pack and prefers to spend a great deal of time looking into a mirror; a 2 or 4 pack is fine; however, I don't care for men who enjoy being a couch potato and look like one too! If you enjoy drinking beer, that's fine, it just doesn't need to be a sitting around the waist for nine months. (Didn't I mention I'm not easy going .. add vain too!) I have never dated and would prefer not to date men who are African American, Asian and/or Indian. I have dated and would prefer NOT to date men who like wearing hawaiian shirts, listen to Jimmy Buffet and smoke pot; those currently dating or in a relationship; those confused about his sexuality; those looking for something casual and/or a noncommital relationship (I can find those without being on this site!). If you have cheated .. Ciao! Adios! Thanks for taking the time to read .. but Good Bye and good luck! I have no tolerance for cowards. Also, if you live in a foreign country (i.e.); however, I thought that was implied when I mentioned seeing and spending time with someone on weekends and after work. I'm not interested in helping anyone get a greencard. If your photo is dated before ***, I'm thinking you have been on this site since then and/or look way different now and not remotely close to the pic! I thank those ***for your sweet comments, and even thou I have dated younger, I'd rather not date younger or way younger .. If your age indicates that you are 37 but you look 57 in your pic, I most likely will not be interested. I think that should be it for now. I'm sure that there will be more to come. Didn't think I would have to write a novel, but if this eliminates those douchebags and jerkoffs that I wouldn't give the time of day to, then so be it! Did I just take myself from 60 back to 0 ? probably! coffee aka "cawfee"; a quick drink, appetizer optional

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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