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Dylan, 38

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About Me

Been here, done this. So be the one who makes sure i don't ever have to come back. I have pics, just ask. I'm actually a Scorpio. Looking for honesty? I have that, to a fault. So let's start with the basics. I'm a bbw. About ***lbs. My ass IS proportionate to my chest for those wondering. I have 3 kids. (This does terrible things to the body, I don't care what anyone says***lives at home but she's 19. I can be skeptic and quiet but I warm up depending on your level of honesty and compassion and openness. I can be (let's face it, I will be) a beech for 5 days a month followed but 5 days of whining and sleeping. Just leave flowers, cheese nips and chocolate by the bed and tell me to shut up. I will get over it and sing your praises when its over. Promise. :) I have always and will always work my ass off. I love to cook, drive to no where, love the theater, love the beach in the evening and open to doing new things. (This does not include a three some or open relationship) Also happy with a bonfire and a beer. Respect is very important to me. I like a guy who is all guy but knows how to treat a lady. I can be a bad girl and good woman at the same time. I'm looking for my Mr. Right. Not my Mr. Right now. I'm pretty funny too. :) I'm understanding, I'm compassionate and I'm different. Ask me anything, I'm an open book and even though I've lived I still have plenty of pages left to write a happy, fun and hopefully adventurous ending. If it is in your nature to cancel at the last minute, if you are not serious, if you have unrealistic expectations... I will know. Do not message me in the first place. If you do not believe its in your nature to do these things, ask yourself if you've done this before. If you have then IT IS IN YOUR NATURE. I want someone who will make me laugh and who wants to laugh. I know my profile seems a little harsh but I'm not nearly as harsh as it seems. I promise. I am looking for something that will last. I don't want a one night stand, I'm not your good time and no, this is not a challenge. I'm a very caring person. I have feelings just like everyone else does.I have recently been laid off from work. (i'm not jobless yet) But I am looking for work. lol Oh yeah, I'm a small town Northern girl. So small town that I grew up with 6 kids in my class including me.People come in all shapes, sizes and colors.... and we all have something awesome to offer someone. Hopefully the RIGHT someone.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Skyla

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am a very driven person in all aspect of my life. I am currently working on my MBA at William and Mary, which keeps me pretty busy. I live a pretty active/healthy life style and would like a partner that values the same. I run regularly and do lots of events. So, if you run that would be a big plus. If not, it would be great to have someone waiting at the finish line to drink a beer with. If I sound like your type of girl, send me a message and we will see if we have a connection. Sometimes less is more

  • Brittania

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    ...I love all sorts of music, I like being social, adventurous, outdoorsy. I'm free-spirited, silly, fun-loving & love to laugh. I have a great job, family & friends. I'm honest, loyal & witty, with a great sense of humor. I am intelligent, passionate, down-to-earth, warm, friendly and family oriented. I can be spontaneous or well planned, I enjoy intelligent conversation, and a man who makes efforts for my sake. NO games, NO drama, NO cheaters, NO beaters, NO hookups!THE BAD......I'm sarcastic, blunt, occasionally mis-trusting, affected. I swear (curse), I get jealous, I've got some baggage and I don't care for sports or religion* (very important that you are non religious too). But I'm real, what you see is what you get! I'm tired of little boys and ready to meet my man. No rush..THE UGLY...I'm NOT into your tractor, BMW, dead animal trophy, photos of cash &/or gang signs nor do I want to see your abs as your profile pics. If you ever wear a ball-cap sideways or just ill-fitting placed there on top OR wear ANY hat ***I'm already not interested. **important** If you already know that you regularly neglect to clean your body and/or teeth please don't bother or waste my time. It's really a shame I have to clarify this as a requirement but apparently some people just don't care and I'm not one of them. No girl wants to kiss Mr.Yuck-Mouth!!! EXTRA POINTS for the man that brushes his tongue everyday and yes people do that, or should.Have class & show it! Please do not send random, unsolicited Dic-Pics and don't ask me for more pics, I've posted 6. HAVE SELF RESPECT & RESPECT ME.My interests are: (because the space above wasn't working right)I like hanging out with my friends.I like an exciting night on the town or a quiet evening at home.I love a variety of music and enjoy singing and dancing even if I can't do it well.I love travel, culture & new experiences.I love camping, social gatherings, bonfires, & I love the water and although I only have one pet, I am an animal lover! After a bit of texting or talking (getting to know you) maybe something like lunch, brunch, Ice cream, drinks.... Anything light... (getting to know you better)

  • Ziba

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    If I tell you now, what would we have to talk about later?Just ask me...I prefer to chat with someone for a little while before meeting (if we meet that is).If your intent is to "meet me" before you get to know me....we will never meet. I don't really care where, when or how much time is spent...I just wanna laugh!

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