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Dylan, 38

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About Me

Been here, done this. So be the one who makes sure i don't ever have to come back. I have pics, just ask. I'm actually a Scorpio. Looking for honesty? I have that, to a fault. So let's start with the basics. I'm a bbw. About ***lbs. My ass IS proportionate to my chest for those wondering. I have 3 kids. (This does terrible things to the body, I don't care what anyone says***lives at home but she's 19. I can be skeptic and quiet but I warm up depending on your level of honesty and compassion and openness. I can be (let's face it, I will be) a beech for 5 days a month followed but 5 days of whining and sleeping. Just leave flowers, cheese nips and chocolate by the bed and tell me to shut up. I will get over it and sing your praises when its over. Promise. :) I have always and will always work my ass off. I love to cook, drive to no where, love the theater, love the beach in the evening and open to doing new things. (This does not include a three some or open relationship) Also happy with a bonfire and a beer. Respect is very important to me. I like a guy who is all guy but knows how to treat a lady. I can be a bad girl and good woman at the same time. I'm looking for my Mr. Right. Not my Mr. Right now. I'm pretty funny too. :) I'm understanding, I'm compassionate and I'm different. Ask me anything, I'm an open book and even though I've lived I still have plenty of pages left to write a happy, fun and hopefully adventurous ending. If it is in your nature to cancel at the last minute, if you are not serious, if you have unrealistic expectations... I will know. Do not message me in the first place. If you do not believe its in your nature to do these things, ask yourself if you've done this before. If you have then IT IS IN YOUR NATURE. I want someone who will make me laugh and who wants to laugh. I know my profile seems a little harsh but I'm not nearly as harsh as it seems. I promise. I am looking for something that will last. I don't want a one night stand, I'm not your good time and no, this is not a challenge. I'm a very caring person. I have feelings just like everyone else does.I have recently been laid off from work. (i'm not jobless yet) But I am looking for work. lol Oh yeah, I'm a small town Northern girl. So small town that I grew up with 6 kids in my class including me.People come in all shapes, sizes and colors.... and we all have something awesome to offer someone. Hopefully the RIGHT someone.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Codie

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I've been living in the area for 2 month's now. Moved here from VA Beach, where I lived for 11 years. I have no clue where anything is around here, So a tour guide is a plus!I am very relaxed, fun, witty and looking for the same. I love any outdoor activities.I love all music. Except for, hard core rap. I love scary movies. It's a great night with a bottle of wine and a scary movie. I tend to lean towards the tall, dark and handsome type. Someone that has a good relationship with their family and knows how to treat someone. I've learned, that laughter is the best medicine for anything. If your a boring type person, we won't hit it off. I understand, that online dating gives a lot of you guts to approach whomever you like. But when we don't respond that is not being rude. It's just saying I'm not interested! Thank for stopping by. And, good luck! Surprise me!

  • Retha

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm a smart, sassy, fun girl looking for the spice in life. Adventures, fun times and spontaneous acts of craziness have been in short supply as of late and it's time for that to change! In short, I'm looking for trouble. The good kind. You know, the kind that leaves you short of breath, your heart racing and saying to each other: "I can't believe we just did that. Let's do it again." A few things I find sexy: confidence, tattoos, glasses, men with shaved heads, intelligence, a crisp white shirt, wit, a sense of style and expressive eyes.You should message me if:You are not intimidated a smart, driven and successful woman.You are a bald man with tattoos wearing a crisp white shirt and glasses. Yes, really.You are Eddie Vedder. Yes, I do realize he's not bald. I'm a study in contradictions.What's that you say? You're not bald either OR Eddie Vedder? That's okay, I'm also open-minded! Keep reading! Maybe you fit into one of these categories *** a wild side that not many people know about (I do...shhhh!).You want to do something fun and spontaneous...Road trip? Sweet. Rock climbing? Let's go! I've never been. Care to try one of my spicy margaritas?ño?You want a workout partner.You are wise beyond your years but still young at heart.You can teach me the secret to meditating and can provide me with some gentle reminders to live in the moment. This moment...right here.You are any combination of the following...curious, creative, daring, a tad mischievous or a bit naughty. Got 'em all? You move to the front of the line!You want to explore and you like a challenge.You agree that "you can't" is not a legitimate or acceptable answer--to any question.A few disclaimers: If you don't have a photo, I'm not likely to respond. So, if you can't post one for whatever reason, please at least send one with your message. I'm not so shallow that looks mean everything, but I'm also not so naive to think that attraction isn't important.Also, if the message you're thinking of sending might read something like: "hey, wut up sexy? How r u?" or something similar, we're probably not a good match. Surprise me.

  • Dacia

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    smart, fun, creative, silly, sarcastic...dog lover, road-tripper, film fanatic, theatre baby, bookworm, author, artist & art enthusiast.....tree-climber, canoer, hiker, marshmallow-roaster, tennis-playing swimmer who loves to dig in the dirt and watch things grow...sensitive, strong, family gal and friend who lives to laugh & loves to make others laugh... passionate & compassionate, romantic, patient, honest, kind, generous, caring, trustworthy, & affectionatelover...dreamer...encourager...idealist...even after life's hard knocks..."carpe diem" believer, though not always a "carpe diem" doer...imperfect second(& third & fourth & fifth &...)-chance champion...beautifully blessed by God for which I'm so grateful...simply a smiling, happy chick who wants to meet...YOU!!!:) Anything where we can just talk and get to know each other better...coffee, drinks, dinner, a hike, a fun little local music event, whatever...conversation is key to seeing if we click! Also, doing something a little challenging I find is a good way to see how each person responds and reacts to different experiences...helps you get to know a different side of them. But sometimes that's best for a second or third date!! :)

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