SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JordanOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Ok 10th time could be the charm? We can only hope. Ever the eternal optimist I am back for more punishment. I am a simple, fiercely independent single mother of 12 year old twins. I've been to the puppet show and I've seen the strings. Nothing surprises or shocks me anymore. I have a really great life, some days I feel a little pang like something is missing...but it goes away pretty quickly. giggle. It's kinda nice being single it comes with many freedoms and upsides...however there are a few benefits to a relationship. Well I'm told anyway. Not sure what those benefits are that they are speaking of...Me. Well I am short, curvy and cute. Few extra pounds...well some look at me and say I'm fat others look at say I'm not. I've had men tell me I'm so beautiful but I'd be so much prettier if I lost some weight...to those I say kiss my perfectly round ass and ddd's! I never really gave a rats ass about what men think, and yes the women can be just as cruel. Mean girls is very real. Lol I am who I am and changing everyday. Its always a work in progress being happy with your life is whats most important. Being the coolest mom ever, great friend and an able to snort and giggle with laughter with out giving a sh**t what I may look like. You don't like it. So be it!I am not all about sex, I'm not going to send you pics of my body. However I will get to know you slowly without perverted innuendos that turn me right off. I am a honest, loyal and simple woman. I do love sex. And lots of it. But with a man I trust and adore. There are some pretty unoriginal men and I use that term loosely. I will not use my pu**y as a bank machine. I will not tell you if I'm tight. Hell no is the answer when asked if you can cum all.over my beautiful eyes. Good Lord. Come on guys be a little more clever than all that sh*t. Wow.I am looking for that guy to continue down this road...camp, concerts, road trips, laugh, cry, fight and f**k! it's that easy. Ya right. Maybe your here. Come and find me. Just cause I look like a bad girl doesn't mean anything, I really am very simple, real and approachable except when it come to the lame ass attempts to get me laid...i can do that all by myself... Destroy the map we so carefully dotted...****i most likely will not *** if I do it means I really am interested...however i am not one for being that annoying girl and rejection isn't fun for any of us I'm sure. If you like what u see you will *******And if you honestly don't like bigger girls then do not message me!!! I get enough insults in the real world, I really don't want it in cyber world.
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ReillyOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Not looking to be another notch on your belt! Looking for someone that is intellectual and willing to take the time to get to know me. So if you are just looking for a bed buddy, keep on looking ... I enjoy the outdoors and love to camp. I find it to be very renewing and relaxing to spend time outside, away from electronics. Nothing better than snuggling up around the campfire and talking or walking along the beach hand in hand. And of course, camping means in a tent, not an RV! Along with camping, I enjoy hiking, fishing and can spend all day in the water! I also enjoy reading historical fiction, listen to all types of music, love to go dancing, and just enjoy quality time with my friends. One of my favorite things to do is go wine tasting in the Hill Country! I am also a huge baseball fan. I love watching football, baseball, basketball and other sports, especially in person. And enjoy cooking for others and trying new foods and new things. My ideal first date is more about spending time getting to know each other. Doesn't need to be fancy. Could include something as simple as a picnic and a walk thru the park. A long drive thru the Hill Country doing wine tasting with a picnic would be fabulous! Always up for new adventures.I would also be perfectly happy spending the day at the lake, river, beach, or fishing. I am easy to please when it comes to dating. It's all about quality, not quantity.