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Audrianna, 34

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About Me

I'm a displaced beach bum. I realize this makes me crazy, but that's ok, if we weren't all crazy we would go insane! (Yes, I've been to the concerts)On the mainland, I'm cleverly disguised as a (mostly) responsible adult...who has an independent streak, but really just wants to cuddle. I'm not offended by a dirty joke, and have been known to throw out one or two of my own! I smile way more than I frown; and will pretty much stop everything for a puppy! I'm actually a bit shy at first (I know, it's hard to believe..), so it may take a some perseverance to crack the shell. I'm looking for a person with a good sense of humor, with a big personality who can keep me on my toes. Someone who loves to travel, and if you can cook that's a bonus... It's not that I can't... Just that I don't! Must love animals! : )Quick note: if you're just looking for a booty call I'm not the girl for you! A zoo, botanical garden or museum... Or just exploring somewhere together... But let's be honest.. A little alcohol will probably be needed!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Vita

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Hmmm, Let's see....Where to start??? Well I am a short, curvy, blonde. I am very out going and a little on the crazy side, not bat sh*t kinda crazy but super fun, you always wanna be around me kinda crazy. So that means, on here where it says, "how often do you drink" and I said socially, I meant it, However, keep in mind that I am a very social person. Im here to weed out the crazies (bat shit) that is, that I meet in day to day life. Shheww, and there are some crazies! Beware, I am a mom, in addition to my super awesomness it also means I have responsibilities and know when to be serious and when to be a domestic goddess. I have the kids 61% of the time. I.e. the beach, kayaking, boating, anything on water, and some stuff off the water like camping and hiking and traveling. Oh and I like to run/work out but mainly just to run out some stress and energy. I try to play some sports, however, Im not very good at any of them, but hey I'll be sure to entertain. Im pretty laid back and dont let things get to me to bad. Thats what the running is for. I could probably write on this forever, but then that would leave no mystery to me.....so, lets get this party started!!!And if you haven't noticed, Im very playfull and sarcastic....So dont read my profile as being b***y it's being sarcastic, so smile and read on! Ok, not the first date, but maybe I can specify what Im looking for and whom I am not looking for. I want a man! A real Man. A man who can put me in my place when needed. Not someone who folds under my batted eyelashes. At the same time, every once in a while (especially during hangovers) Im going to want some cuddling, which brings be to the next thing I need. I am short and kinda have a complex about dating short guys, so I need you tall enough to be able to wrap your arms around me. And last but not least, If there comes a time, when I do actually decided to give you my number, please don't start by sending me your junk mail (naked pics). Trust me when the time comes, no picture will compare.Ok, I've been on here a month, so maybe a little tweaking is in order. First off, as much as I am flattered, please dont message me if you are younger than 27. Im already know for being a cradle robber and the whole reason I joined this damn site was to meet men, in the ballpark of my age. Also, if you're not in a reasonable distance, there's really no point.Cheers!

  • Berta

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I love the outdoors, anything from truck pulls, having bonfires, muddin, fishin and kayaking. I sing loudly in my car. I'm random most of the time. I can be honest to a fault. I know how to fix most of the things in my house. I like to build things. Love my job, especially when its rains because it gets real muddy. Love all kinds of music but country is my favorite. Anything else, just ask! Something random and not just your dinner and a movie type of deal because you can't get to know someone over a movie and its uncomfortable eating in front of strangers. So surprise me!

  • Talia

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    What to say? I am what I would classify as a geek, and proud of it! I like to be social, go out to a pub, or bar with friends, but also, a night in at home, with a book or movie sounds just as good to me. Board Games are truly too much fun. You will truly get to know a person when you play boardgames with them. I really do enjoy making people laugh, and feel a sense of accomplishment if I can do it!!My Friends and Family are very important to me. They are a big part of who I am, and its important to me to keep a good relationship with those people.I love to travel, and I would do it more often if I could, and probably more than I should too! Even just little road trips around home or nearby. In the winter, I can usually be found at the curling rink, and the summer, out walking, riding along the canal, or enjoying time up at the cottage! What do you want to know??? I guess it really depends on who I'm going with! But a chance to talk, and do something fun is always good!

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