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Eavan, 32
United States, Michigan, New Haven

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About Me

I am good, but I am not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a woman in a big world trying to find love. I am very career driven and always have been, and a career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night. Loyalty and trust means everything to me. Once that link is broken, good luck making amends. I am not any man’s half-time, down time, spare time, part-time, anytime, or sometime, so don’t waste my time. Please be single and available. Single does not always mean available and available does not always mean single. Rules to Play By: Rule #1: Don’t be a lying, hurtful, selfish****hole. Rule#2: See rule #1Sarcasm is a service I offer to everyone. If you just want to get laid, crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait. If I like you, you’re going to get 100% commitment, but I am not going to sit around and wait for you to figure it out. I am a true believer of loving people and using things, *** using people and loving things. They say don’t judge a book by its cover, well what if it’s all cover and no book..??? I am a creature of depth in a world of shallow seas. If you judge me on my appearance and state that you are not shallow.. I am throwing the bullsh*tflag. For me there is only one true happiness that I hope to achieve in life – to love unconditionally and to be loved unconditionally. To love and to be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. I know that more than 90% of you guys are just on this site because you’re bored or use it as a vagina amusement park. This vagina is not open to one-day ticket holders. So, who’s next in line to try to break me down or increase my interest in becoming a nun? WARNING: heavy sarcasm may be present. Wherever our first date maybe…. I am just hoping I can get thru it without visualizing how much better you would sound with duct tape over your mouth.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco R&B British English Portuguese Animation Horror Martial Arts Motorcycle Racing Tennis
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