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Vonnie
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Looking for somebody with a good heart, honest, considerate and is goal oriented..(and white...and tall)
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Robynne
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
This is the last time I'm trying thishi im awesome and wonderful. i like everything and love all music. im normal and sweet and have never been cheated on multiple times and everything i just wrote was sarcastic....Click here to download boyfriend applicationPS... I have player radarIn an article I read today : An online profile, 'is like reading the ingredients on a box of food and trying to imagine what it would taste like' Meaning... I wont know if I like you until I meet u.There has to be a guy thats somewhere between 'i love you on the second date' and 'i dont like the word girlfriend' 'its not that love is overrated, its that we overrated the ones we loved' i like workin out, goin out, stayin in, wine, and sushi...? Sums it up well :)Extra points if you know how to talk on the phone. Having any luck on here???...yes thanks I am..ummm....im still here!!!! So no. ******************Good time to pause and take a shot...SoCo and Lime?....ok ready go********************For my next act... i will magically turn on my automatic messaging filter by stating the following...- Having girls in your all pics does not make you more appealing. less actually. there is this new cropping feature that scientists invented last week.-EXs...if you still talk to them, talk about them, they blow up your phone, or they're still all over your *** out. An ex is an ex for a reason and if you can't get rid of them while you're single then you're gonna have a bigger problem when you try to date someone.- Just because you keep messaging me and changing the subject line to start with a RE: doesnt mean im gonna think i wrote back to you- must be able to spell your profession- must be able to hold your alcohol and also know when to stop drinking. im not into babysitting anymore. - If you have to ask what the first phrase in my profile means then we wont work out. same goes for your interpretation of my tone throughout the profile. im nice.- At this point, Ive basically given up on trying to date to find 'the one' im much more laid back about it now- Why why why would you still have your profile up and active if youre 'not single/not looking' and your desciption says how youve found the love of your life blah blah blah... does she know youre still hoppin around the net? i believe youre just fishing for compliments. Pun intended. Ha!- i have this thing about taking a guys profile seriously if it says anything OTHER than 'intent: looking for a relationship, actively looking for a relationship, or dating.' anything else i usually skim through and move on. am i really supposed to be intrigued by 'casual dating/no commitment'? - If your age ends in 'teen' im not sure why you would message me...on that same note... la la la... i dont date younger ever- I promise it's not that hard to not live with your mom- I can tell if your message came from ctrl c and ctrl v... huh? :)- If you 'only smoke when you drink' its probably not a good idea to answer 'no' to the smoking question- With a 0.***% exception rate, this is for all the boys who live far away from me and are just coming to KC for a minute and write me that youre 'just looking for some fun! hit me up!'...you might as well just say...'hey! im coming to your town and im not from there and im looking for someone to f*** since i'll never see you again after we hang out!'...my profile says long term... not weekend tour guide/f*** buddy... There's more!- Im not here to schedule massages for you, or as some of you say, 'messages' cracks me upExamples of things that probably wont win a girl over...- saying 'well youre not my type but we should go out sometime'- taking her swimming at your apt complex and then saying you cant go up to your apt with her cuz your girlfriend is home- taking her to a bar where you know your ex will be that night and leaving her chillin on the side of the dance floor while you go yell at your ex because she is dancing with a guy. - staring at the game on TV oblivious to the world around you on a first date and saying an average of 3 words an hour. duh.- 'I miss my ex wife'- 'I'm glad you could meet me tonight. I really had nothing better to do so i figured this'll work'- having a longer convo with the waitress than with the girl youre on a date with. another duh. i wish i could think of more but i think ive successfully blocked out most of the ridiculous experiences...This section is called the 'aw...how romantic' section of received messages...- yo boo lemme hit that- hi how are you...id like to lick your feetMinimum requirementslicense, car, job, no baby momma dramaso... in conclusion... hi. i would like a boyfriend. bye!
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Yer
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
HI!!!..IM ON HERE LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP FIRST THAT COULD POTENTIALLY TURN INTO SOMETHING MORE...I DO BELIEVE THAT TRUE LASTING RELATIONSHIPS HAVE TO HAVE A FRIENSHIP AS A FOUNDATION OR THEY WILL NEVER MAKE IT...SOMEONE THAT IS REAL,DOWN TO EARTH, UNDERSTANDING,HONEST,LOYAL,HARDWORKING,SINCERE,HAS GOOD MORALS AND VALUES, AND HAS GOOD CONVERSATION...LIKES TO TALK AND LISTEN!!I BELIEVE THAT REAL RELATIONSHIPS DO NOT BEGIN WITH JUST LUST...IM A LITTLE OLD FASHIONED AND BELIEVE THAT TRUE LOVE DOESNT HAPPEN MUCH ANYMORE...NOONE TAKES THE TIME TO GET THERE...I BELIEVE IN THE OLD TIME KIND OF LOVE...THE FOREVER KIND...MY PARENTS WERE MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS AND WERE FAITHFUL TIL THE END AND STUCK IT OUT THROUGH THICK AND THIN...I WONT SETTLE FOR ANY LESS THAT... WHAT I DESERVE AND WHAT I HAVE BEEN TAUGHT...I HAVE 2 CHILDREN...7 AND 9 THEY ARE MY HEART AND SOUL...EVERYTHING I DO AND AM IS FOR THEM...I LOVE BEING A MOM...I HAVE MY OWN HOUSE AND CAR AND WOULD EXPECT THE SAME FROM A MAN...I AM A SIMPE KIND OF PERSON...IM NOT INTO BARS OR CLUBS...BEEN THERE DONE THAT...I LOVE MUSIC AND LOVE TO SING...I BELIEVE FULL HEARTEDLY IN GOD...HE IS MY ROCK AND I PUT HIM FIRST WITH MY FAMILY... IM A VERY OPEN AND HONEST PERSON...AT THE END OF THE DAY IM JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHARE MY EVERYDAYS WITH...THE TRUTH IS I ALREADY HAVE A FAMILY IM JUST MISSING THE OTHER PEACE TO OUR PUZZE...THERE'S A SONG THAT SAYS I WANNA MAN THAT STANDS BESIDE ME...NOT IN FRONT OF OR BEHIND ME...GIVE ME TWO ARMS THAT WANNA HOLD ME NOT OWN ME AND ILL GIVE ALL THE LOVE IN MY HEART...STAND BESIDE ME...BE TRUE DONT TELL LIES TO ME...IM NOT LOOKIN FOR A FANTASY...JUST WANNA MAN THAT STANDS BESIDE ME AND THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP FOR ME...IM NOT INTO GAMES IM A GROWN WOMAN AND HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK WITH GAMES...SO PLEASE COME AT ME IF YOUR REAL AND LOOKING FOR REAL I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT.. TALKING,GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER...:)