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Melissaswifto1Offline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-43
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PauleenOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I love carnivals, they have yummy cotton candy!! I occasionally talk about gross and obscene details at inappropriate times causing my family and friends trauma and ruining their appetite. I love animals, if I'm walking down the street, I will definitely talk to dogs I see in my animal communicating voice (yes they understand me) this is usually embarrassing to people I'm with. I will fight with you about sports teams I like, and tell you that your political views are stupid. I'm OCD about chapstick and hope to find a man who will buy me a lifetime supply of blistex. I very rarely brush my hair, it's always a hot mess looking like Ke$ha after a night of binge drinking. I can't sleep at night without my special pillow and blanket from when i was young, on special occasions I even wash them. I own a cat who is really needy and follows me around everywhere I go, she must be in the same room with me at all times...this is not sexy or cute in any way. I hate clubs or crazy parties, my idea of a fun night is a bonfire, beers, and country music... Sunday morning softball games that end up in a massive booze fest and someone ends up passed out in the front yard...basically I'm like a redneck, except I dress better, I don't live in a trailer, and I have all my teeth. I love really girly, pretty dresses and bows with my old dirty cowboy boots. I am terrified of condiments, really, all of them, and pickles, if they touch me I will vomit! I curse more than I should and I love jokes that are filthy and unladylike. I want to meet you so we can go on a date and get hammered like the folks on the tv commercials. Please send me a short resume including references I can contact to find out if you're a ***hole or not. Then I will need $ Mmmmk..yea, peaceeePS. I'd like to add due to things I've seen on here in my first day-I can't take you seriously if you own a (fake) diamond grill...please respect that I like to live my life gold tooth free...thank you! As long as it's not like a tween date setting I'm down...I like things that are laid back.
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AnnmarieOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I love being active and participating in sports. This summer I'm playing co-ed volleyball and softball and am excited for them to start! I love watching sports too, especially football, basketball, and baseball. The way to my heart is sports! I also enjoy going to live music events and have been known to travel for concerts. I like pretty much any and all music depending on my mood for the day. The best first date would be going to a sporting event or watching a good game on tv!