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United States, Michigan, Lapeer

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About Me

So *** trying to sell myself on here with all my gifts and talents, I feel it would be a better idea to throw my flaws out on the table. If you think you can still handle this after reading, then by all means..message moi!Ok so first...I live in Port Colborne! Just kidding I love PC. Don't ever ask me to cook unless you want food poisoning or the kitchen to be burnt down. When I get in the shower I turn into Beyoncé..and I don't mean bootylicious..I mean I sing loud and proud..kinda like a cat in heat. My pet fish has more talent with hair and make-up than I do..ok that's a lie I don't have a pet fish. I watch crappy TV..JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! I don't dress up..and I definitely do not wear heels...I'm already a damn giant. I drive fast..A LOT..and I feel like there is a possibility that I suffer from a wee bit of road rage. I like to sleeeeeep...I may or may not drool and snore. I think I might grow up to be a crazy cat lady. Lastly, I LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! That's actuLly not a flaw...it's pretty f'ing cool :DAs for you..I don't care to see all your muscles so put them away..unless you're covered in tattoos..in that case take it all off! I think this famous quote will sum up just about everything."I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me."- TLCLOL!Ps. Not looking for sexy time so move along D-Bag! Lets go skydiving and drink lots of wine.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

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