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BaoOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
So *** trying to sell myself on here with all my gifts and talents, I feel it would be a better idea to throw my flaws out on the table. If you think you can still handle this after reading, then by all means..message moi!Ok so first...I live in Port Colborne! Just kidding I love PC. Don't ever ask me to cook unless you want food poisoning or the kitchen to be burnt down. When I get in the shower I turn into Beyoncé..and I don't mean bootylicious..I mean I sing loud and proud..kinda like a cat in heat. My pet fish has more talent with hair and make-up than I do..ok that's a lie I don't have a pet fish. I watch crappy TV..JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! I don't dress up..and I definitely do not wear heels...I'm already a damn giant. I drive fast..A LOT..and I feel like there is a possibility that I suffer from a wee bit of road rage. I like to sleeeeeep...I may or may not drool and snore. I think I might grow up to be a crazy cat lady. Lastly, I LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! That's actuLly not a flaw...it's pretty f'ing cool :DAs for you..I don't care to see all your muscles so put them away..unless you're covered in tattoos..in that case take it all off! I think this famous quote will sum up just about everything."I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me."- TLCLOL!Ps. Not looking for sexy time so move along D-Bag! Lets go skydiving and drink lots of wine.
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ChasidyOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Wanna play babe ;)The mood is set,So you already know what's next.TV on blast,Turn it down,Turn it down.Don't want it to clash,With my body screaming now.I know you hearin' it,You got me MOANING now.I got a secret that I wanna show you, oh.I got a secrets imma drop em to the floor, oh.No teasin,You waited long enough.Go deep,Imma throw it at ya,Can't catch it.Don't hold back,You know I like it rough.Know I'm feelin ya, huh.Know you liking it, huh.Just looking for my wife and more......... Wives You tell me how you think the night should play out lol
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WhitleyOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
I love to cook and laugh. Being happy is the key to life. I don't like liars or cheaters. I'm afraid of the dark and I hate onions.I don't know how to explain myself well with words. Much more exciting in person.Pinky swear.