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Joannie
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with ***, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.I just wanted to write something super clever but *** came up with this: Nothing beats writing a profile about yourself, because of course I am going to tell all my great qualities. You know like I have great friends and my family means a lot to me. Like duh? Isn’t that everyone?Tired of reading 'I like going out but also staying in and watching a movie together' yet? And who doesn't like to travel?? I think I’m funny, but I am not quitting my day job for comedy.I’m serious about my career but otherwise just like to be a kid, have fun make people laugh. Did the going out all the time thing and had a ton of fun, but gone are the days where I'll wait on line for a club or go anywhere where I have to mill through 20 guidos to get a drink. Anyone who isn't desperately trying to be cool, isn't afraid to act ridiculous because it's fun, is okay in my book. Super open honest so what you see is what you get- If you meet me, you won’t have to congratulate me on my photo shop skills. After doing some on-line dating, I no longer take being normal for granted. Looking for someone else who doesn't have webbed toes, six nipples or the patience to wait for their soulmate to start working in the next office. My match has a sense of humor, doesn’t need the *** the shampoo bottle, is passionate about something, and can be comfortable in any group of people.I think guys with earrings are silly but were cool ten years ago. I find it awesomely ridiculous that guys take pictures with their shirts off in the bathroom and then post them here. I don’t know why anyone would lie to me. I don’t know what I am looking for; I just want someone who is normal, but not dull, funny but not stupid, book smart and common sense smart. One underestimates the value of common sense. If any of this sounds like you ……-mail, send a *** a friendly reminder : bathrooms are for taking shits not photos!After long consideration I also like to add that if are still not over your last relationship, still talk to her in hopes of things working out or have secretly stored in your phone as "Frank from work", because you guys are truly not just friends- move on and don't waste either one of our time. Sorry I ran out of crazy glue and I can not fix you.
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Yer
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Well, a lil summary about me: I like traveling and exploring new experiences. I'm laid back and I love to hang out with my friends. I like to go down the shore, go to bars & clubs with friends, or just have a night out with friends at a local restaurant or at my house. As long as I have good company I can make anything fun. When I'm not with my friends, I'm either working or just relaxing at home with my pets. I have a cat & a dog that I like to snuggle with. I'm a registered nurse in the emergency department at a local hospital. I plan on obtaining my bachelors degree in nursing soon. I love what I do even though it can be extremely stressful. At the end of the night, you know you made a difference and possibly saved a life or two. Nothing in the world beats that feeling!Any other questions, message me!
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Paola
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Lets start out with...if you dont like big girls, then dont bother messaging me...I love music, its my life. I like to use music quotes to describe my mood. I love animals. I drink socially and I smoke. I like to laugh. I like to treat the person I*m with like they*re the world. Treat me how you want to be treated, and you*ll get the same in return. I*m random. Tattoos are hot. I still watch cartoons. I like to cuddle up and watch a good movie. Sometimes I*m quiet...it just means I want to be quiet, not that there's anything wrong. I*m sarcastic. Sometimes I*m loud. I*m a klutz. I want to move somewhere it doesn*t snow. I have my own place, car, and a good job. I want someone that gets me. Someone that can dish it out as well as take it. Someone that can have a serious talk, but knows when to goof off. I won't give you bullshit, and I really don't want yours. If you're not over your ex, get past that sh*tthen get back at me. I don*t need someone that*s hung up on someone else. I guess that*s all for now. Hope to hear from you soon. Dinner or coffee. Somewhere we can sit and talk.