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Taya
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Very recently single, back on here to see if I can find anyone who can match my level of awesomeness. Love the beach, AC, NYC, Philly, concerts, pools, and anywhere else that offers a good time.. I am a very driven, successful, funny, fun, outgoing, honest, sweet, sarcastic, witty, and positive woman haha. I could keep going with flattering adjectives about myself but thats probably inappropriate...I work out ***times a week (currently doing the Insanity workout system, also do spin, yoga, and play any sports possible), enjoy doing anything with good company, and like to think I take advantage of every adventure life has to offer (I organize a camping and rafting trip every summer and go on vacation as often as possible haha). I own a massage table and am really into it, but please believe I expect one back in return. As much as I love music I def hate on country and heavy metal.Movies/TV: I enjoy watching movies (comedies: anchorman, wedding crashers, stepbrothers, grandmas boy, role models, etc. and thinker movies (american beauty, fight club, memento, etc....Dealbreakers:NO creepy cat guys (I am allergic)NO copsNot looking for 1 nite standNo moobsNo cigarette smokers (quit 4 yrs ago)No men looking for a sugar momma (please have a career!)No kids No high school dropouts haha (education is sexy) Sushi, wine, and 420! :) Anywhere we can talk and get to know one another... Maybe go for a walk at the park or for a hike. I am cool with dinner and/or drinks as well. Not open to meeting at my or your apartment the first time (sorry creepers).I prefer someone jewish or non-religious. L'Chaim hahaAs a sidenote, if all of your pictures are your dog, car, mirror shots where I can see your groin, you wearing sunglasses in every shot, weird angled shots of just your face, pictures from 10 yrs ago, pictures that are so dark, small, or blurry that u can't see what you look like, you should probably not message me... I look like my pics (if not better haha), so I would appreciate it if u did too.
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Joannie
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with ***, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.I just wanted to write something super clever but *** came up with this: Nothing beats writing a profile about yourself, because of course I am going to tell all my great qualities. You know like I have great friends and my family means a lot to me. Like duh? Isn’t that everyone?Tired of reading 'I like going out but also staying in and watching a movie together' yet? And who doesn't like to travel?? I think I’m funny, but I am not quitting my day job for comedy.I’m serious about my career but otherwise just like to be a kid, have fun make people laugh. Did the going out all the time thing and had a ton of fun, but gone are the days where I'll wait on line for a club or go anywhere where I have to mill through 20 guidos to get a drink. Anyone who isn't desperately trying to be cool, isn't afraid to act ridiculous because it's fun, is okay in my book. Super open honest so what you see is what you get- If you meet me, you won’t have to congratulate me on my photo shop skills. After doing some on-line dating, I no longer take being normal for granted. Looking for someone else who doesn't have webbed toes, six nipples or the patience to wait for their soulmate to start working in the next office. My match has a sense of humor, doesn’t need the *** the shampoo bottle, is passionate about something, and can be comfortable in any group of people.I think guys with earrings are silly but were cool ten years ago. I find it awesomely ridiculous that guys take pictures with their shirts off in the bathroom and then post them here. I don’t know why anyone would lie to me. I don’t know what I am looking for; I just want someone who is normal, but not dull, funny but not stupid, book smart and common sense smart. One underestimates the value of common sense. If any of this sounds like you ……-mail, send a *** a friendly reminder : bathrooms are for taking shits not photos!After long consideration I also like to add that if are still not over your last relationship, still talk to her in hopes of things working out or have secretly stored in your phone as "Frank from work", because you guys are truly not just friends- move on and don't waste either one of our time. Sorry I ran out of crazy glue and I can not fix you.
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Suk
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'm looking for a fun, outgoing ,honest, down to earth guy..Someone who is ambitious and motivated to accomplish their goals in life..My interests are movies, dinner, going to see shows, traveling,and the beach of course.. :).... simple.. drinks or coffee