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Brandee, 28

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About Me

I put in A LOT of hours as the manager of a grooming salon. I love what I do but it can be super stressful. When I'm not at work, I'm basically a home body. I enjoy reading, listening to music (I can do pretty much anything but heavy metal & country), watching comedies such as: Laugh at my pain, I love you, Man, Pineapple Express, Stepbrothers, Zack & I love animals & I have several pets of my own. I'd take them all if I could. Laughter is VERY important to me. I try to find the humor in almost any situation. On the other side of the coin, I can be very negative & expect the worst outcome. I mean, wouldn't you rather be pleasantly surprised when the plane DOESN'T crash? However unfortunate you may find this, it's true: I regulary curse...like a LOT. It is what it is. I say a lot of things I probably shouldn't. I'm sarcastic. If you're sensitive & can't take a joke, you need not apply. Sometimes I'm quiet/shy at first just to feel out the situation...then **** just might get real.I was never one to play games & at this point in my life I don't tolerate others trying to play them either. What's the point? Be honest, be real. It shouldn't be that hard. Seriously.Good Luck!!! ***Side Note: If you actually read this you'll realize I'm not some loose female. You will not say to me "Hello Sexy ;)" Nowhere in my profile information does it say I'm here looking for sex. Just because you think I'm cute & also think yourself cute, does not mean we will soon be getting sexual in the sheets. So, turn your nasty little ass around & back up out my face. Do not disrespect me. It wont go over well. I like to have legitimate conversations before I meet people. If we can't exchange messages comfortably now, why sit face to face in awkward silence? Makes sense doesn't it? Yea. It does. Don't ask when we're going to meet when all we've gotten through is ~"Hey, how are you?" "I'm doing well. How about you?" "I'm good. We should hang out" **delete conversation**~Don't think you're the first guy to ask me for my number. That's not at ALL coming from a self-centered place, it just is what it is. What if I gave my number to everyone who asked? No ****ing thank you. We're basically texting through this app. Why can't that be good enough?If you're still interested, go for it. If not, peace out!****P.S. Don't take my Side Note the wrong way. I DO appreaciate compliments. I just ask that you don't treat me like a slut. Ya know, since I'm not. I also appreciate being respected. I've done nothing to earn anything less. Use common sense. Jeez. I'm pretty easily pleased. Nothing fancy. I'm typically a jeans & flip flops type of girl.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Karissa

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

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  • Merrie

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    "If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." Emile Zola.I am a 27 year old music lover. I can have a good time anywhere...even if I don't know anyone I'll probably make a bunch of new friends and then we can all have a great time. Anyone who knows me thinks that Zooey Deschanel is actually portraying me on New Girl.I'm a foodie...if you can't open yourself up to fun ethnic foods like Sushi, Thai, or Indian...then you should! I cannot go without. I like to have fun playing around in the kitchen with a bottle of wine and my spices. I take great pride in my Coconut Curry. Also I am a huge fan of dinner parties, dressing up, and gettin silly.I spent some time as the singer in a fun dancy rock band and hope to do that again sometime! We were called Crazy Cat Lady, which is weird because I am more of a dog lady. I like to watch dog videos on YouTube. I'm not afraid to share that.I have 2 rescue dogs. Must. Love. Dogs. Dogs in ya face. My dogs are really strange. In a silly fun way. In an awesomely silly fun way.I laugh...a lot. Mostly with you and not at. I swear. I'm a huge fan of witty banter and "How I Met Your Mother"-like hanging out. I love being with my friends and would do anything for them. In my free time I like to seek out new music. I have an ever growing collection and I am very proud of it! I am most into dream pop and upbeat electro-alterna-rock. I'm an audiophile so when asked what my favorite band is I get excited but also stressed because it is gonna take a lot of time figuring out who I'm most into right now. I enjoy music that keeps me pumped up while at the gym. From my musical theatre background I enjoy music that I can really throw my vocal chords into. Don't get my wrong, I like my fair share of hip-hop and rap (love me some old school digable planets). But don't expect me to sing along to that because I know I sound ridiculous when I try to rap.I have a music blog. I also have a blog where I post sneakily taken pictures of ridiculously amazing facial hair finds and talk about how awesome and/or ridiculous these people must be. I guess you could call me the mustachio bandit.My Myers- I think that says a lot. Buffy all the way.As far as my goals and aspirations, I want the obvious: love, comfort, a family, monetary stability. I want to travel the world. Career-wise I always thought that I would end up performing for a living. However, now that I've graduated and spent some time in the mean old real world I find that while I love to act, it does not have the stability that I want. Although it's what I love, singing and acting are too up in the air. I love to sing and will do that no matter what. I have dabbled in the social networking field but now I work for a wonderful company that produces and supplies some of the most top quality linen. As long as I get to wake up with my 2 dogs with a smile on my face because I excited to start my day, I'm happy.Just putting this out there, I've never done this whole online dating scene before. I am not against it, I just figure what does one have to lose. Everything else happens online anyway.Yes I am a liberal lady in my political views but please...please don't message me if you plan on being gross and creepy. I'll tell you now, I won't respond. Well it would all depend on the person. I'm sure we would find something fun. Something that is low key and without pressure. I've had some great times bowling, at a museum, going on a tour of a brewery, ooh la la a wine tasting, eating at some outdoor cafe (weather permitting). It all depends on the situation. I'm open to suggestions.

  • Jenette

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I’m the person who is down to earth wants no drama, loves to have fun and enjoy life. I\'m the quiet and shy type of person. So I’m seek for good people with a common sense but capable of having fun.

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