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Brandee, 28

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About Me

I put in A LOT of hours as the manager of a grooming salon. I love what I do but it can be super stressful. When I'm not at work, I'm basically a home body. I enjoy reading, listening to music (I can do pretty much anything but heavy metal & country), watching comedies such as: Laugh at my pain, I love you, Man, Pineapple Express, Stepbrothers, Zack & I love animals & I have several pets of my own. I'd take them all if I could. Laughter is VERY important to me. I try to find the humor in almost any situation. On the other side of the coin, I can be very negative & expect the worst outcome. I mean, wouldn't you rather be pleasantly surprised when the plane DOESN'T crash? However unfortunate you may find this, it's true: I regulary curse...like a LOT. It is what it is. I say a lot of things I probably shouldn't. I'm sarcastic. If you're sensitive & can't take a joke, you need not apply. Sometimes I'm quiet/shy at first just to feel out the situation...then **** just might get real.I was never one to play games & at this point in my life I don't tolerate others trying to play them either. What's the point? Be honest, be real. It shouldn't be that hard. Seriously.Good Luck!!! ***Side Note: If you actually read this you'll realize I'm not some loose female. You will not say to me "Hello Sexy ;)" Nowhere in my profile information does it say I'm here looking for sex. Just because you think I'm cute & also think yourself cute, does not mean we will soon be getting sexual in the sheets. So, turn your nasty little ass around & back up out my face. Do not disrespect me. It wont go over well. I like to have legitimate conversations before I meet people. If we can't exchange messages comfortably now, why sit face to face in awkward silence? Makes sense doesn't it? Yea. It does. Don't ask when we're going to meet when all we've gotten through is ~"Hey, how are you?" "I'm doing well. How about you?" "I'm good. We should hang out" **delete conversation**~Don't think you're the first guy to ask me for my number. That's not at ALL coming from a self-centered place, it just is what it is. What if I gave my number to everyone who asked? No ****ing thank you. We're basically texting through this app. Why can't that be good enough?If you're still interested, go for it. If not, peace out!****P.S. Don't take my Side Note the wrong way. I DO appreaciate compliments. I just ask that you don't treat me like a slut. Ya know, since I'm not. I also appreciate being respected. I've done nothing to earn anything less. Use common sense. Jeez. I'm pretty easily pleased. Nothing fancy. I'm typically a jeans & flip flops type of girl.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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