SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Vic
Online
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-42
Hi! My name is Vic. I am never married lds caucasian woman without kids from Eastpointe, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Kendall
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hi there! I am a recently single, career-focused girl looking to meet a guy that I have a great connection with. Not necessarily looking to be in a relationship, but definitely someone I can hang out with that shares common interests and is fun to be around. I have a quirky sense of humor, and laughter is important to me. If you are a stalker, serial killer, arsonist, human centipede enthusiast, or general weirdo, definitely make sure to hit me up, you're exactly my type. Also, I'm a HUGE fan of bad grammarzz, hott spelled with two T's, and popped collars/sunglasses at night. If you find yourself scratching your head and muttering "is she serious?" we probably won't get along.Oh, I get that writing stuff on here is awkward and tedious, but if you have nothing to say on your profile, I'm going to assume that you communicate in grunts, scratch your balls in public, and don't know how to type. After all, it is online dating, if we had time to troll for other singles in clubs, we'd be doing that ***, right? Oh, and why would you post pictures of yourself cuddling up to your ex? Really? It's called cropping. If you don't manage to creep me out online, there is the chance that you will creep me out in person. Or, maybe I'll creep you out, who knows. Either way, we need a quick exit strategy.
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Keziah
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I teach college English and love it. I enjoy learning new things and eventually want to pursue a PhD in cultural studies. My job and academic interests keep me pretty busy, but I also love going for hikes with my dog or dancing to great music (primarily swing and blues). I know who I am and what I want in life, so if you like strong independent women, we might be a good fit.