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KendallOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hi there! I am a recently single, career-focused girl looking to meet a guy that I have a great connection with. Not necessarily looking to be in a relationship, but definitely someone I can hang out with that shares common interests and is fun to be around. I have a quirky sense of humor, and laughter is important to me. If you are a stalker, serial killer, arsonist, human centipede enthusiast, or general weirdo, definitely make sure to hit me up, you're exactly my type. Also, I'm a HUGE fan of bad grammarzz, hott spelled with two T's, and popped collars/sunglasses at night. If you find yourself scratching your head and muttering "is she serious?" we probably won't get along.Oh, I get that writing stuff on here is awkward and tedious, but if you have nothing to say on your profile, I'm going to assume that you communicate in grunts, scratch your balls in public, and don't know how to type. After all, it is online dating, if we had time to troll for other singles in clubs, we'd be doing that ***, right? Oh, and why would you post pictures of yourself cuddling up to your ex? Really? It's called cropping. If you don't manage to creep me out online, there is the chance that you will creep me out in person. Or, maybe I'll creep you out, who knows. Either way, we need a quick exit strategy.
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ArthurOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Ugh... well for one I don't like writing about myself. lol Anyway, I was born and raised here in Cali, and I love it here. Love the beach, going out, or just simply staying home with a good movie/comic book. I am a big movie/comic geek. I love Joss Whedon and everything he touches, Batman too for that matter. As far as career, I love to work with kids and have for the last two years. I am about to go back to school to get my Credential. I hesitate to say I am a vegan. I feel like there is an awful stereotype that comes with that word. It is a choice that I made for myself, and I have many friends around me that are proclaimed meat eaters. I am looking for someone to spend time with and to go on adventures with. If you have a big blue box it's a plus.