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Kimberleigh, 30

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About Me

So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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  • Asia

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    Intelligent, funny. semi- adventurous, very energetic.. blah blah blah blah. It's all the same. If you read one of these profiles, you've read them all. The truth is that what I write in here will, inevitably, just portray myself the way I think you should see me.. not necessarily the real me. To really get to know someone.. you just have to suck it up and meet and put in the time and effort. I don't TRY to be a closed book, but I keep my emotions close until I'm comfortable. Other than that, I'm all laughing and joking most of the time. I love coffee. a lot. I love meeting new people, going out and doing new things. I love to drive just for the sake of driving.. at least one short trip a month.. when I can. I really need someone with confidence. I don't have much patience .. and I especially don't have patience with insecure men who need constant attention and assurance. Not to make that sound like a negative thing, but the reality is that.. I'm never going to be attracted to you, if I feel sorry for you. SO! that being said. I have nothing else. That's it. I'm pretty much a normal woman. Work a job. Do fun things I love to do when I can. Make people smile at every opportunity.I Get The *** "You Probably Get A Hundred Messages A Day" On A Semi Regular Basis. That Actually Is Not True. Don't Be Intimidated By mE, I'm Just A Regular Woman. Maybe I'm a little eccentric in a way, but I like me like that. so there! bam! Peace~ Lauren Something that I can run away from you quickly if you're a weirdo. I don't know Kung fu.. but I can run like hell when I need to. Coffee? drink at a populated location. ::smile sheepishly::

  • Desiree

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I'm interested in meeting new people and don't have a ton of free time, so I figured this might be a good way to meet people. If all I do is make a few friends on here, then great! :) I love my work, family, friends and life. I work for an organization where we focus on transforming the child welfare, probation and mental health systems as well as support people involved in these systems. It's very rewarding and demanding. I have been doing this for over 6 years and working with youth and young adults in the system has been something I have always wanted to do. I also go to school part time and am working on getting my AA. I have a beautiful little girl who means the world to me. I'm very family oriented and have lots of extended family and friends. If you want to get to know more shoot me a message. Dinner at a new place or something exciting.... Please don't ask me out before trying to get to know me. I don't have a ton of time and don't want to go on dates before I even know if we have anything in common.

  • Ardell

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Well let's see here. I'm from a small town. I'm very much country. I grew up being outdoors all the time- I'm pretty laid back, up for new adventures. I enjoy taking my dogs out and about. I have a great career that I love. I have my sh*t together-and I would like to find someone who does as well, don't want someone living at home with mom and dad without a car. I want a guy who can make me laugh, knows how to have a good time and doesn't take themselves to serious. I'm a huge goofball and loves to have fun. I cant date someone who smokes, doesn't love animals, or is controlling. I want someone who isn't afraid to get out there and dance with me :-)

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