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Yelena, 31

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About Me

Well, this may not be as good as before i got hacked, but here goes..again. lol. i think i'm a fun, normal girl living in the burbs. i am looking to find someone to spend my free time with and have crazy adventures or just laugh on the couch while watching Dumbest Criminals. I like to go out and socialize on the weekends, spend time with my awesome family and friends, and go wherever the wind blows me. I LOVE the outdoors in summer. I like to swim, play bags, bbq, rollerblade, or anything else that will allow me to sweat like a dog in our wonderful summer weather. lol. I am not perfect, but I have fun with little regret! You will not be perfect either, and I'm cool with that. To message me, you must!!:-Love the Cubbies! -Like to travel-Know how to take care of yourself-Act like a kid on Christmas!-Have a special St Patty's day outfit-attempt to beat me in wheel of fortune (i'm sick good lol)-love to laugh-think that fraggle rock was the best show ever-be able to jam to 90's music-think country music should be banned!!!!-be able to say what's on your mind-curse at idiotic drivers in the car-have fun in dive bars-dance in the rain-take everything i say with a grain of salt. laugh, life is short!In all seriousness...I am an outgoing person that loves to meet new people, even if it's just another friend. you can't have too many! i'm looking for a guy that takes care of himself, but doesn't live in the gym...i'd like to see you sometimes! If you can get dirty with me that's a plus! I would love to find someone to go fishing, horseback riding, or take ATV trips with. If you kill large bugs for me, I will be a very happy girl! If you know how to use a hammer, clean a toilet and make war with the ants that invade my house every spring, I might even marry you. lol. Overall, I'm looking for someone with a POSITIVE attitude, honest nature and sense of humor. I'm very sarcastic, but I don't think it's a reason to be rude...Please send me a message if you think we may have some things in common.**P.s. if you are only looking for sex, please keep looking. I am in it for the real thing. :) drinks or dinner would be fine with me!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Not sure what to write here...so went with a random top-line approach on gen. interestsCamping/cottaging, fires and guitars, hiking, sports (both playing and watching …admittedly, I find baseball a bit of a challenge to get through, although nice to nap to on a Sunday afternoon), naps on Sunday afternoons whilst watching baseball, apparently using (brackets) and …when writing profiles on dating sites, sarcasm, wit, honesty, music (preferably live***I like to eat, who doesn't?), game nights with family & friends, Guinness, travelling, museums, art & A brew of sorts - Coffee/Tea/Beer

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I'm a full on roll in the mud, hunting, fishing, off roadding kinda girl, who enjoys life, back country roads, drinking beers with friends, chillin' by a fire, working on my truck, learning new things, camping, going to concerts, and cuddling up and watching a good movie.I'm independent but far from being a feminist, I don't like drama and I definitely don't put up with ppls sh*tlol I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on.I can be shy at first, but those who take the time to get to know me, seem to like me a lot!I'm just a fun easy going girl, who's looking for someone who has the same interest as me and that is a man and take chargeHappy Fishing!! KCCO First date….not sure!!! I am willing to entertain any reasonable offer :)

  • Susanne

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I prefer other non-religious metal heads and gamers.I'm a pretty outspoken and goofy metal head. I'm a big girl and although I can't say I'm happy with my body, I'm happy being who I am. My medication and DNA won't allow me to be thin, so don't expect me to change that for you. According to those who know me, I'm a unique person. I'm into video games, music (except rap, country, and gospel), animals, billiards, gambling, and an extreme amount of misc. I'm slightly gothic because of my choice in decorations and clothing. I love bats! I could say I'm a witch, but I don't believe in organized religion or people making religion a big deal at all. I cannot get along with anyone who is religious or loves rap. I'm intelligent, love to read (especially Regency Erotica), love to write and craft, and especially playing games. I love all games from billiards and gambling to console, PC, and board games. I can't drive too far out of my area because of anxiety so I need someone who is okay with spending time around my town.I don't really watch many movies or TV in general, but when I do I love horror movies, Pawn Stars, The Smoking Gun Presents, The Walking Dead, True Blood, and fantasy etc. I'm sometimes artsy, sometimes hardcore metal, and sometimes a cute little girl. No matter what is going on in my life I always try to be laughing, cracking jokes (usually sexual), and bouncing around. Although I can't be very active out of the house, I do love playing pool, arcades, flea markets, and garage sales. I can also enjoy sitting at a bar (even though I don't drink at all), going to dinner, fairs, and trying not to ruin the playground equipment for kids as I sit my fat girl self on bouncy rides. I have a pretty unique way of thinking and I don't really relate to 'normal' people too well, although I'm able to socialize with anyone. I'm always myself and hate when I'm in a situation where the only way to proceed with the evening without incident is to be fake. Physically, I am attracted to sweet faces, strong arms and legs, and little tummys to rub. I'm actually not a fan of muscular men like most women. I'll take a round belly over a six pack any day. Intellectually, you don't have to be as smart as me, but if common sense alludes you and you type like you never finished middle school, my brain will hurt too much to respond. I need someone who can hold a conversation. Sexually, I am in my prime and need a lot of passion. I'm not into anything freaky, but I do enjoy toys, vocals, and especially oral. I have removable teeth, so you must be okay with that (it would be better if you were excited about it). But please don't take the last part as a open invitation... I am not looking to just hook up with random people.If you are married or in a relationship, please pass me by. I'm not into that. If you don't prefer bigger girls, I'm not for you. If you love rap and/or religion, we will not get along. I'm also a cigarette smoker. I don't mind non-smokers but if it's a problem for you, lets not begin something that will end because of it. I'm allergic to weed, but don't mind those who smoke it. But I can't be around it and if you smell like it you will have to change/brush your teeth before being with me. If that sounds harsh, sorry, but life is short! I'll want to chat for a bit before I meet somewhere with you. Shooting pool or sitting at a park when there are other people around would be ideal to warm up to each other before more secluded dates. Perhaps the local bowling alley or arcade?

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