• Charlotte
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

I usually am pretty goofy and/or a smart ass. I just like having fun with the people I happen to be around. I'm a bit too shy to really pimp myself out at a bar so here I am. I love messing with people and called a smart ass a lot . I'm pretty good mechanically and can most of the time fix everything from a leaky faucet to computers. Really not interested in relationship games or drama. Didn't q high school to begin with to still play like that. OH & mean people suck! If you just have a**** your cool. If you ARE a****don't bother cuz homie don't play that. (Couldn't resist using that, holla).

• Charlotte
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

Okay, so I'm a teacher and very busy with work at times. I teach high school, so being single and unmarried with no children translates into lots of free time, which means I get assigned a lot of extra cirricular activities and afterschool duties. I love my job. It's exactly what I want to be doing right now in my life. I'm very proud to have my BA. I have worked hard to be where I'm at today. I have had the moral support of my family and friends, that are like family. They are very important to me. I'm very passionate about everything I do. I believe in keeping your word. I love all types of music and I mean that, not just saying it. I love to have a good time and enjoy myself, no matter if I'm sitting at home watching a movie or out at a bar. I like having intelligent conversations and personally think people have forgotten how. I am an independent person but looking for someone to share time with and experiences. Drinks and conversation. Movies are okay but can't talk during the movie. Dinner is okay but having to worry about eating in front of someone for the first time and trying to get to know them is very nerve-racking.

• Charlotte
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

I prefer other non-religious metal heads and gamers.I'm a pretty outspoken and goofy metal head. I'm a big girl and although I can't say I'm happy with my body, I'm happy being who I am. My medication and DNA won't allow me to be thin, so don't expect me to change that for you. According to those who know me, I'm a unique person. I'm into video games, music (except rap, country, and gospel), animals, billiards, gambling, and an extreme amount of misc. I'm slightly gothic because of my choice in decorations and clothing. I love bats! I could say I'm a witch, but I don't believe in organized religion or people making religion a big deal at all. I cannot get along with anyone who is religious or loves rap. I'm intelligent, love to read (especially Regency Erotica), love to write and craft, and especially playing games. I love all games from billiards and gambling to console, PC, and board games. I can't drive too far out of my area because of anxiety so I need someone who is okay with spending time around my town.I don't really watch many movies or TV in general, but when I do I love horror movies, Pawn Stars, The Smoking Gun Presents, The Walking Dead, True Blood, and fantasy etc. I'm sometimes artsy, sometimes hardcore metal, and sometimes a cute little girl. No matter what is going on in my life I always try to be laughing, cracking jokes (usually sexual), and bouncing around. Although I can't be very active out of the house, I do love playing pool, arcades, flea markets, and garage sales. I can also enjoy sitting at a bar (even though I don't drink at all), going to dinner, fairs, and trying not to ruin the playground equipment for kids as I sit my fat girl self on bouncy rides. I have a pretty unique way of thinking and I don't really relate to 'normal' people too well, although I'm able to socialize with anyone. I'm always myself and hate when I'm in a situation where the only way to proceed with the evening without incident is to be fake. Physically, I am attracted to sweet faces, strong arms and legs, and little tummys to rub. I'm actually not a fan of muscular men like most women. I'll take a round belly over a six pack any day. Intellectually, you don't have to be as smart as me, but if common sense alludes you and you type like you never finished middle school, my brain will hurt too much to respond. I need someone who can hold a conversation. Sexually, I am in my prime and need a lot of passion. I'm not into anything freaky, but I do enjoy toys, vocals, and especially oral. I have removable teeth, so you must be okay with that (it would be better if you were excited about it). But please don't take the last part as a open invitation... I am not looking to just hook up with random people.If you are married or in a relationship, please pass me by. I'm not into that. If you don't prefer bigger girls, I'm not for you. If you love rap and/or religion, we will not get along. I'm also a cigarette smoker. I don't mind non-smokers but if it's a problem for you, lets not begin something that will end because of it. I'm allergic to weed, but don't mind those who smoke it. But I can't be around it and if you smell like it you will have to change/brush your teeth before being with me. If that sounds harsh, sorry, but life is short! I'll want to chat for a bit before I meet somewhere with you. Shooting pool or sitting at a park when there are other people around would be ideal to warm up to each other before more secluded dates. Perhaps the local bowling alley or arcade?