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Shelia, 32

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About Me

People I think are hilarious= I'm not skinny and I'm not going to pull a bait and switch on you! Shocking, I know. I may be one of the few ladies on here willing to admit my actual size and have a body shot. You're welcome by the way. No catfishing allowed. I think curvy is a good description for me. Under two bills with lots of booty and boobs. If that's too many words that start with boo for you, best of luck on your future fishing endeavors! I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl. I'm low maintenance to the point that I don't wear makeup, but I do have a perfume hoarding problem. Don't judge! As for my brain, it's functioning most of the time. I know the difference between there, their and they're, but I rely too heavily on spell check. I Google everything. I enjoy cursing, but know how to filter myself in mixed company. I'm skilled at picking up on social queues. I love music and movies and have rather bad taste for both. I watch comedy and paranormal horror, but give in to the rom-com or chick flick once in a while. I think Don Jon is going to be hilarious! I will always be a grunge lover with a ska/reggae/rocksteady affair. Foo Fighters and No Doubt win every time. I enjoy concerts, fairs, museums, festivals, zoos and going out to the bars on occasion. The Walking Dead, The Killing, Parks & Rec, and HIMYM are my must watch shows when I should be studying. I think I have more than sufficiently filled this space. Now it's your turn to bestow some randomness upon me!Who am I looking for? Good question! I want a man with flexible plans. Someone willing to try new things, eat new (non spicy) foods, and venture outside of their comfort zone once in a while. I want a partner in this roller coaster of life and I want us both to have our arms raised at we climb to the top. Was that too cheesy? Nope! My kind of guy enjoys cheese so much, he mongers the crap out of it! If you don't take yourself too seriously, if you can take it as well as give it, if you can laugh at the awkward and buckle down for the long haul, then you're my type. If you have a shirtless selfie in the bathroom, a criminal record, can't hold your liquor, or only communicate via text, you'll probably end up finding someone else to pass the time with. So bring it! Other semi-important stuff:While I'm listed as a student (Accounting major), I'm not looking to mooch off anyone or just dating to get free dinners/coffee. I have savings, spend wisely and once I graduate in December I have plans for my career and will continue to be financially stable. I expect the same from a partner.All apologies, but I don't respond to the "meet me" auto messages. I prefer actual messages with more than 7 words that don't involve how attractive you think I am. If you're messaging me, I assume you find me attractive as I would respond if I also found you to be appealing to the eye. Now move your fingers across your keyboard and type up something clever. Effort goes a long way in the online dating world!How have you read this far and not sent a message? C'Mon! You're killin me smalls! No reservations. No flowers. No expectations. Keep it simple. Get to know me and see if we click.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ryana

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I'm very outgoing and full of life. I cook all the time. In fact, I'd go as far to say that I am quite the domestic GODDESS! Yep, I said it. Ha! What else...I love to read. I want to have a library someday. Oh and I used to be an avid runner. I've completed 16 half-marathons and 3 fulls. Woop! Now I'm a slacker and out of shape. Ha. I love animals. If I could save every one of them, I would. I am also very ambitious. I finished my Masters degree last year and hope it will take me far in the near future. I am always setting goals and trying to better myself in different ways every day. I love to laugh and enjoy being around fun people.!!Concerning dating...I am going to be honest and say that I am shocked at how many profiles I've seen where men list out all their requirements and all the things they don't want. Wow!! Is romance really dead? I am going to be up front and say that I am very much into kindness. I would never be interested in someone that writes out a list of what not to be. I'm looking for a real man, with a genuine interest in getting to know a woman. A man that only sees me when he walks into a room. A man that is kind to his mother and is a gentleman. I am also attracted to outgoing personalities because it matches my own. But sexy and mysterious works, too. :p I'm a strong and confident woman and deserve respect, as I will ALWAYS give the same. I'm very old fashioned. I'm a simple girl who is waiting for the right person. I believe in love and marriage and have waited awhile to prove that it actually exists! My dreams consist of being a good wife, a good mother, and one day having a window over the kitchen sink. (It really is the little things).So you may be thinking, "Wow this girl's great!" But there's one more thing. WAIT FOR IT.....I'm trying to get pregnant. I have been dreaming of children my entire life and I feel that it is time. I am going through a doctor. Sure I could find a guy, but I don't want any baggage and I want the man I marry to be their father. I will be a single mom, until the right man comes along and I will be devoted to giving my child a beautiful life. I simply cannot wait! I am open to love but it will need to be with the right man, one that is open to accepting me and my child and who is non-judgmental and supportive. With that said, I look forward to be being a great wife and mother.So yeah, that's me in a nutshell! I am open to love and marriage, but would like to be friends first as I am adjusting to a new mommy focus. If you'd like to get to know me, send me a message and I'd be happy to talk. :0)Have a great day!

  • Daphine

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    BEFORE YOU READ ANY FURTHER:I AM NOT HERE FOR A RANDOM SHAG!!!I'm a musician with a taste for the nerdier things in life. I play D&D, like to read, and have a fondness for guns. I think the world needs a swift kick in the ass and that there should be a required IQ test to be allowed to drive. I love animals. I hate spiders. I want to see the world and experience as much of what it has to offer as I can. I like just about any music, but there are exceptions to every rule. I've probably read more books than you have, but who knows, I could be wrong. I just want someone that can love me for who and how I am *** what they think they can make me into.I am not wanting to jump the broom tomorrow, but I do want to find a connection with someone. I just got out of a 7-year relationship so I'm kind of testing the waters right now. I don't want to dive right into another one, but if that's the way it goes then I'm not so stubborn that I'll *** I'm a little random, a lot crazy, but all in all a hell of a wild ride. I'm not for the faint of heart, so if confidence and the ability to think for herself are traits that scare you in a woman, keep on walking because I'm NOT the girl for you.I might not be an open book, but I'm sure as hell an interesting read.Fair warning: I am a very honest person. I don't play games. In fact, I hate them. So don't play games with me, don't lie to me, because I will catch you. And then I will erase you. Something original. Don't take me to dinner and a movie. That's been done to death. Be creative. I'm not like most girls. So don't do something that a normal girl would like. Taking me to the range to fire off a few rounds would be good. A wild ride down a back road with no destination in mind, music up loud with the windows down. That sounds like a great time. Use your imagination. Your idea of a unique first date will show me just how interesting you really are.

  • Susanne

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I prefer other non-religious metal heads and gamers.I'm a pretty outspoken and goofy metal head. I'm a big girl and although I can't say I'm happy with my body, I'm happy being who I am. My medication and DNA won't allow me to be thin, so don't expect me to change that for you. According to those who know me, I'm a unique person. I'm into video games, music (except rap, country, and gospel), animals, billiards, gambling, and an extreme amount of misc. I'm slightly gothic because of my choice in decorations and clothing. I love bats! I could say I'm a witch, but I don't believe in organized religion or people making religion a big deal at all. I cannot get along with anyone who is religious or loves rap. I'm intelligent, love to read (especially Regency Erotica), love to write and craft, and especially playing games. I love all games from billiards and gambling to console, PC, and board games. I can't drive too far out of my area because of anxiety so I need someone who is okay with spending time around my town.I don't really watch many movies or TV in general, but when I do I love horror movies, Pawn Stars, The Smoking Gun Presents, The Walking Dead, True Blood, and fantasy etc. I'm sometimes artsy, sometimes hardcore metal, and sometimes a cute little girl. No matter what is going on in my life I always try to be laughing, cracking jokes (usually sexual), and bouncing around. Although I can't be very active out of the house, I do love playing pool, arcades, flea markets, and garage sales. I can also enjoy sitting at a bar (even though I don't drink at all), going to dinner, fairs, and trying not to ruin the playground equipment for kids as I sit my fat girl self on bouncy rides. I have a pretty unique way of thinking and I don't really relate to 'normal' people too well, although I'm able to socialize with anyone. I'm always myself and hate when I'm in a situation where the only way to proceed with the evening without incident is to be fake. Physically, I am attracted to sweet faces, strong arms and legs, and little tummys to rub. I'm actually not a fan of muscular men like most women. I'll take a round belly over a six pack any day. Intellectually, you don't have to be as smart as me, but if common sense alludes you and you type like you never finished middle school, my brain will hurt too much to respond. I need someone who can hold a conversation. Sexually, I am in my prime and need a lot of passion. I'm not into anything freaky, but I do enjoy toys, vocals, and especially oral. I have removable teeth, so you must be okay with that (it would be better if you were excited about it). But please don't take the last part as a open invitation... I am not looking to just hook up with random people.If you are married or in a relationship, please pass me by. I'm not into that. If you don't prefer bigger girls, I'm not for you. If you love rap and/or religion, we will not get along. I'm also a cigarette smoker. I don't mind non-smokers but if it's a problem for you, lets not begin something that will end because of it. I'm allergic to weed, but don't mind those who smoke it. But I can't be around it and if you smell like it you will have to change/brush your teeth before being with me. If that sounds harsh, sorry, but life is short! I'll want to chat for a bit before I meet somewhere with you. Shooting pool or sitting at a park when there are other people around would be ideal to warm up to each other before more secluded dates. Perhaps the local bowling alley or arcade?

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