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Shelia, 32
United States, Michigan, Charlotte

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People I think are hilarious= I'm not skinny and I'm not going to pull a bait and switch on you! Shocking, I know. I may be one of the few ladies on here willing to admit my actual size and have a body shot. You're welcome by the way. No catfishing allowed. I think curvy is a good description for me. Under two bills with lots of booty and boobs. If that's too many words that start with boo for you, best of luck on your future fishing endeavors! I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl. I'm low maintenance to the point that I don't wear makeup, but I do have a perfume hoarding problem. Don't judge! As for my brain, it's functioning most of the time. I know the difference between there, their and they're, but I rely too heavily on spell check. I Google everything. I enjoy cursing, but know how to filter myself in mixed company. I'm skilled at picking up on social queues. I love music and movies and have rather bad taste for both. I watch comedy and paranormal horror, but give in to the rom-com or chick flick once in a while. I think Don Jon is going to be hilarious! I will always be a grunge lover with a ska/reggae/rocksteady affair. Foo Fighters and No Doubt win every time. I enjoy concerts, fairs, museums, festivals, zoos and going out to the bars on occasion. The Walking Dead, The Killing, Parks & Rec, and HIMYM are my must watch shows when I should be studying. I think I have more than sufficiently filled this space. Now it's your turn to bestow some randomness upon me!Who am I looking for? Good question! I want a man with flexible plans. Someone willing to try new things, eat new (non spicy) foods, and venture outside of their comfort zone once in a while. I want a partner in this roller coaster of life and I want us both to have our arms raised at we climb to the top. Was that too cheesy? Nope! My kind of guy enjoys cheese so much, he mongers the crap out of it! If you don't take yourself too seriously, if you can take it as well as give it, if you can laugh at the awkward and buckle down for the long haul, then you're my type. If you have a shirtless selfie in the bathroom, a criminal record, can't hold your liquor, or only communicate via text, you'll probably end up finding someone else to pass the time with. So bring it! Other semi-important stuff:While I'm listed as a student (Accounting major), I'm not looking to mooch off anyone or just dating to get free dinners/coffee. I have savings, spend wisely and once I graduate in December I have plans for my career and will continue to be financially stable. I expect the same from a partner.All apologies, but I don't respond to the "meet me" auto messages. I prefer actual messages with more than 7 words that don't involve how attractive you think I am. If you're messaging me, I assume you find me attractive as I would respond if I also found you to be appealing to the eye. Now move your fingers across your keyboard and type up something clever. Effort goes a long way in the online dating world!How have you read this far and not sent a message? C'Mon! You're killin me smalls! No reservations. No flowers. No expectations. Keep it simple. Get to know me and see if we click.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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