• Burton
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

About ME!: Don't take life too serious, it's not like you are going to get out alive... I greatly enjoy the outdoors, sunlight, friends, music, and adventure. I can also be found working around my house, with special care to my veggie garden. I'm financially responsible on my own. Some of my favorite times in life are because things didn't go as planned. I find myself a decent person, who has made some mistakes in the past but I'm smart enough to know to use the present for what I want it to be now. Yep, basically this means, I'm happy to grow still. Whether it's work, dating, hanging with friends, one has to live with a plan for tomorrow, but enjoy today for what it is. I love music and comedy. Lately I've been rewatching a lot of Louis C.K. and I must admit, I kind of have a crush on him. I also have a thing for safe drivers, guys who love animals, love music, and glasses. Glasses are hot. *shurg* About YOU:Have confidence. Are educated. Financially responsible. A gentleman, but not a doormat. Affectionate. (I like at very least 3 hugs a day). Not a worry wart. Positive and happy, but can take and repackage a sarcastic joke once in a while. I'm looking for someone who wants to enjoy fun dates like bike riding, hiking, boating, dancing, painting, cooking lessons, etc. At this point in my life, I'm simply looking to meet a nice gentleman with a great sense of humor and a sense of self. I take decent care of myself and I would expect you to as well. I eat a partially decent diet, and exercise not to say I do, but because endorphins feel gooooood. I'm not into practicing alcoholics, but I can throw a beer back with my friends at the local pub (I love pool).... I'm cool with greenery, as long as it's not the only way you know how to relax. Namaste. I'm pretty sharp witted and tend to dabble in double entondre jokes, sometimes on purpose, sometimes not. But I think I am damn funny and can be found laughing at or with myself even when I'm alone. I also LOVE learning things and asking questions. Teach me how to paint, cut hair, dougie, make empanadas, jump my leg.. whatever. I figure we have a short time in life, it's best to share rather than compare. Turn ons:Smiling. Being original. Chivalry. Backrubs, shoulder rubs, leg rubs, foot rubs. I like massages. A lot. Singing, playing an ***, dancing, being free. Being able to "fix" things. (Bonus for teaching me how to do things. I'm down with learning how to work on cars, build things, etc.)Animal lovers need apply. I don't kill bugs, I put them outside. I have an incredible sense of smell, and you have incredible pheromones. I'm attracted to guys who would rather play the game, then simply watch it. You have friends and a life and aren't looking to take over mine, but rather complement it. You understand the difference between complement and compliment, and can provide both. :) Turn offs: Not holding the door open, not just for me, but for the lil ol' lady who we both should make sure goes in before us. Need for control on everything. Snoring. Lying. Yelling at traffic. Reading me memes on a date or referring to Youtube to make me laugh. You don't need to refer to your phone for anything- just be you! Being addicted to GPS. (Can't anyone read a map and addresses anymore?) Judging: Saying that someone shouldn't "wear something" or "do something" because of their age or size. Any over emphasis on religion. I believe in living a good life, not just talking about how one should live. Video game addictions- no 4am gamers please. Teach me something and make me laugh while doing it. Boo yah. ***Also, please do not just message me "Hi". Tell me why you are writing me. Do we have something in common? I'm also sorry to say, that I'm not interested if you don't have enough time to write your profile, and especially if you don't know yourself well enough to be able to write ***paragraphs that describe you. meetville even gives you questions!*** Best of luck to you all on whatever you are looking for and I hope you find what you need. Salud!

• Burton
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

Heres me in a paragraph: im super sweet, loving, caring, and affectionate but im sarcastic as **** But, im also very well educated, smart, witty, love to laugh, love children and animals, have.a great job, don't do drugs no criminal record. What im looking for, a man! And that has nothing to do with age. Please have.a job, a car, NO felonies, no drugs(yes that includes pot, i don't care how responsible you think you are with it, i dont want it in my life). You must have a sense of humor! I love smiling and giggling and laughing! I enjoy bigger guys, with dark features, great smiles, and if you have tattoos/piercings, wear glasses, or have facial hair thats a bonus. Ultimately im looking for someone to have fun with, share some laughs and hopefully connect on a deeper level.

• Burton
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

First of all I am a mother of a beautiful and intelligent 12yr girl. She is my world and comes first and foremost in my life. My family is a major part of my life. I think family should always come first and true family forgives no matter what. So if you want to stick around me for long have a good understanding of family and kids, and have some good morals as well.Rightnow, I am looking for someone to hang out with that I can just be my weird and oddball self around. No pressure, no worries just looking for the company of someone amazing. I don't deal with the games or BS. I'd love to find someone who is easy to talk to and has a great sense of humor the more sarcastic the better. I love hiking, swimming, and camping. I love to cook. I'd love to get into disc golf. Really I'm interested in most things when broached the right way. I'm not interested in conventional dating nor items of monetary value. I'm not even looking to get laid, rather more for that connection between two amazing friends that may add up to more. Once we know that our grey-matter mixes well then we can see about how well our pink parts fit together. If your interesting, smart, and self sufficient...shoot me *** be aware..I don't respond to pressure or lies...honesty is preferred. Maybe we meet at a local coffee shop and talk for a bit getting to know each other feeling for the "spark" then we head to the nearest trail head for a good hike or park to play a round of disc golf. We enjoy the sun together and decide if maybe more meetings are in our future.,,, Just an idea or two unless you have a better one? Let's talk.