• Bangor
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

I love music, art , travel and laughter. I believe a sense of humor ( though morbid at times ) can get you through any day. Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before. I'm sarcastic and brutally honest. I'm a hairstylist/makeup artist and photographer trying to do what I love and still keep the lights on. I love people because they give me something new to hate everyday (just kidding people). I've had a thousand jobs, usually requiring me to wear a ridiculous outfit.. I once had to wear a beanie with a propeller on it! Hell to me is a cubicle. Being creative in life is enjoying a moment being completely honest or telling an entertaining lie in which no one gets hurt. Something in that just seems pure. As far as music goes...i've yet to have a friend question my musical taste... My taste in men? Well thats a different story...everything.. My musical taste is vast and always open for expanding. I love family guy and I'm a huge horror film lover! I'm not into preppy, clean cut men.. Soif your tattooed and a little rough around the edges.. Or if you smell like whisky and verbal abuse.. Drop me a line ( not that abuse is funny, but in this case a joke) If your easily offended.. You need not apply

• Bangor
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

Hi! I'm a southern born girl, now living in Philly. When I'm not working, I love to go out with friends. I like going to the gym, watching sports (mostly football and baseball). Yes, I'm a Phillies fan, but not the Eagles. (Sorry lol). I love to laugh and joke around. I'm very sarcastic, so I hope you can handle that! Definitely a fan of music, all kinds, and I love to dance. I used to be a dancer, so I have rhythm. I'm looking for a guy who can make me laugh, someone who's confident, someone who can enjoy spending time with me but can also understand the importance of alone time. I like a guy who can introduce me to new things. I think opposites attract, but we do need to have some things in common. Remember I said that I'm southern? Yeah, so I'm looking for a guy who is a gentleman, knows how to treat me with respect, and can open a door or two. If you want to know anything about me, all you have to do is ask.... I think a first date should be something simple, like dinner. It's important to be able to get to know each other and be able to talk. Going to a club, bar, or any other loud place where you have to yell at each other over music is ridiculous. (Yeah it's happened to me before lol).

• Bangor
• Michigan
• United States

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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

i do not want a serious relationship. what i want is one regular, ongoing toyfriend whos up for a few hours of sex, kissing and cuddling, chilling out watching movies and is happy with that. however, just because thats what i want, does not mean i will sleep with anybody.. im picky and let few people get very close to me. also going to add here if youre looking for something immediate, or one night stands, im not for you. i like to get to know someone first, and am looking for other traits such as intelligence, independence, humor and quirkiness. tall, long dark hair, tats and piercings. i put effort into dressing nice and being presentable. italian/spanish. addicted to my toys and porn. funny, silly, sarcastic, entertaining, [reasonably] intelligent. busy, i work a lot.. but i make time for what i want. obsessed with music [house, electro, deep, tech house, progressive.. but i like dnb, rnb, alt and classic rock too. im mainly a club kid though], obsessed with the arts [photography, graphic design, painting, fashion design]. independent and open minded. love food network, learning channel, discovery channel, animal planet. my favorite show is worlds dumbest, and i tend to like comedies and shows on adult swim. favorite movies are the cell, requiem for a dream [well anything aronofsky], alien, and its all gone pete tong. ill take action and suspense, but you can keep the romantic comedy and superhorror [rom com makes me gag and horror just doesnt scare me] also a huge mst3k fan, yeah i geek out. i read, a lot. palahniuk is my favorite author, but i like anything different, weird, true crime, and intelligent. id say im pretty introverted, so i tend to be attracted to those who are outgoing. it brings me out of my shell. love animals. i have my 2 cats who are awesome. love travel and the beach. love going to the city [philly, nyc] YOU: single, open minded, funny, silly, entertaining, [reasonably] intelligent, clean. takes care of themselves. over 5'8. [sorry thats my only picky thing, im 5'8 myself]. i like average to "teddy bear" guys. super skinny, super muscular and super heavy usually dont do it for me. im also a fan of latino, though none tend to be taller than me. tats and piercings are a plus! none of those are a requirement, just preference. the things i look for above all else are personality and how you present yourself. i need someone who i can get along with outside the bedroom. if we cant get along or goof off at all, its just not going to work. and while im pretty sure i can weed these out, i have to say: no psychopaths, lunatics, stalkers, creepers or ****ing crazies please!so if the pictures dont scare you off, shoot me an *** never know what can happen! pictures are a must. [you can see me, i must be able to see you!]. also, an *** says "hi how r u" will not get my attention. or even better.. just "hi". do we have something in common? same favorite music? same favorite movies? anything? show me you can think with the brain up top, not down below lol. finally id like to ask.. has everyone forgotten how to spell or where to put periods? a 2 paragraph run-on sentence full of spelling shortcuts and flat out mistakes "hi iam lookin for a women dat.." makes me seriously question if you got past 4th grade. end rant. also going to add if you are allergic to either (or both) dogs or cats, it wont work. :D happy searching if im not what youre looking for!oh my god theres a "catfish" option up there.. lol anyone going to choose that now? guess your typical get-to-know-each-other ideas. some food at a laidback restaurant or coffeehouse. taking the dog for a walk, watching a funny show, walking around the city, anything really. i like to leave it open to wherever it goes. night of dancing at an upscale club.. whatever my date would be into that would be fun, no pressure. :)