Michaela

• Canaan
• Maine
• United States

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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-44

Hi! My name is Michaela. I am never married spiritual but not religious hispanic woman without kids from Canaan, Maine, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Paloma

• Canaan
• Maine
• United States

Online

Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 49-59

If you like thin... I gotz thin... and judging what's on this site and the interpretations of others and what is "average" or "athletic build"... I am holy hell thin.I'm sorry if I appear rude, but I don't always respond to messages ***I've made an effort with my profile, so a simple one- or two-word grunt will not grab my attention. Also, it may be because I don't think we'd be a good "fit" together.My aspiration right now is to get this profile out on the dance floor. I'm VERY laid back - like to have fun, like to use my sense of humor.. and yeah, no one's exempt, I'll laugh at you too. But don't feel bad... I laugh at myself the most. It's scary what I can talk myself into doing. No drama, no baggage, nothing holding me back. So what's stopping me? Meeting the right one. I'm finding out I have more patience where most don't, and I have laugh lines that most try to hide. Love the sun and it shows, but that's how it goes. Let's face it... we're not 20 years old anymore (except for you 20-somethings I see viewing my profile... get outta the old lady section!), let alone 40. I have etched lines of experience on me that will tell you, "Hey! I've been there, done that, and lived through it!" So I'm not looking for miracles in you, either. At this point in my life, I'm only looking to smile, baby. So help me....... make me smile... and I'll make you smile... and I love a smile that goes all the way up to the eyes.Things about me:I am easily distracted. Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. a dog. I have a bike. Do you like tv? I saw a rock. Hi!!!I push doors that say PULL.I originate from a small town. I'm not a big sports buff - sorry. And I don't partake, but I'll certainly be there shaking my pompoms for you. I was always the "sprinter" in track, so if you're looking for a jogging partner, I'll never make it. I hated the 440, altho coach was always pushing it on me. But that's okay. Your jogging time can be your YOU time as well as my ME time.I can swat a bee or hornet out of the air like it's nothing, but show me a spider and I'll run off screaming like a little girl.I'll run to the store, only to come home forgetting the main thing I went there for.I like head butts from my cat.... imagine the fun WE could have!!!I touch things that say "Please, don't touch".I can get pretty silly at times when the time is right (I work in the corporate world, so I know when to turn it on and off)... but if you're a prude and get easily embarrassed... you won't like me. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I usually laugh at people falling... Oh, I'll TRY ask first if they're okay, but sometimes I just can't squelch it.I want to find somebody who can OPEN UP THESE DARN JARS, and maybe scold me for not getting my oil changed when I should have. Now where was I? Oh yeah...I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I still have plenty of zippedy in my doo dah.I still believe we can find our true love again, at any age.I count on my fingers; haven't had to use my toes. I have a nurturing nature.I look in the mirror and wonder when I got this old. I don't feel as old on the inside as I look on the outside. I find watching a man cook and clean to be incredibly sexy, and yes, you can take that as a hint. If you know your way around the garage, extra points!I get crabby when I get hungry, be forewarned now.I can make a long story short.... or a short story long ***by this profile, see what I mean?? :)I can be easily persuaded. I can be watching tv at 8:00 at night, and if I see a dish that looks good, I'll make it right then and there.I know this is plenty of fish, but that doesn't mean you have to show nothing but you holding fish for your user pics.I am pretty independent, but I'd love to find someone I can depend on.***I've always managed my own way in life ***but a warm heart, a warm body, and a warm soul will do me just fine. :) A hug will always help. A sense of humor is a must - and a warped sense of humor is better than no sense of humor at all. I appreciate honesty above all else. If you are above average weight or your photos are over ten years old, please state it in your profile. I'm older and have wrinkles... it comes with age. It's who we are and can't be hidden on a meet and greet. Don't waste my time and I won't yours. With this day and age with cameras on the phones, there's no excuse. I like the bed I'm sleepin' in Just like me, it's broken in It's not old, just older Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans This skin I'm in it's alright with me It's not old, just older ~ my man, Bon JoviI want to be the person to stand by you: *** (watch it!)FYI - I have the phone app, and while it may appear as if I'm on-line, I'm not always on-line. And sorry, I'm not interested in a long distance relationship. I want to spend time with... not spend time DRIVING. Meet for a happy hour - but keep it short and simple to avoid any last minute phone calls from our "wing men" telling us our house is on fire.

Keitha

• Canaan
• Maine
• United States

Online

Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: man. In age: 52-62

I am an outgoing fun loving woman who loves nature and reading! I like dining out, coffee and sitting by the water. I also enjoy quiet times watching a movie, and cuddling on the couch with popcorn. I like intelligent conversations and looking for a man who desires the same. I am in a wheelchair after an accident, but 100% functional, drive and ambulate. I don't want a man to take care of me or a man who can't handle my situation. ( My parents had 12 kids, 6 boys, 6 girls, so the above space would not allow that, as it only went to 9) I am not looking for one night stands and will not converse with people who won't show pictures. I am not interested in anyone who will be crude in their e-mails or sexually explicit. I like gentlemen. I am seeking a long term relationship, not casual dating. I think a first date should be in a neutral place for coffee or drink to just talk and get to know one another