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Rain, 53

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About Me

Im a strong yet sensitive, honest, fun loving, passionate, 53 year old divorced mother of 4 grown children, 8 grandkids but still too young to sit in a rocking chair and mold. I miss the simple things, having strong arms to hold me and make me feel safe. I would like to have someone to walk side by side with and face lifes challenges. I love the outdoors and to be in it. My kids and grandkids are my world. I have a very sassy side and I am an incurable smartass, I can find fun in anything. Im a great cook and love to entertain. I love to watch football. I will keep you on your toes or have you laughing until your cheeks hurt! Im not looking for the perfect man, im looking for the man thats perfect for me. I love to laugh and make people laugh. (see below) p.s. I can field dress a deer... On a first date: I will not put out. I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone. I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it". I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. I may call you the following day. I may not. On the second date: I may, in fact, put out. Why? Because I find few people meet/exceed my expectations enough to be granted a second date. I'm not promising I'll shave (kidding). We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke. I may ask you to leave following copulation. I may snuggle. I own a vagina and cannot decide at the present time how I will feel/react after sex. Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here's where the prospect pool will thin accordingly... YOU MUST BE of the caucasian persuasion funny driven single (that means not LEGALLY married) under 60 over 45 drug/disease free (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking) sarcastic well-mannered, for appearances able to leave work at work. this implies employment educated (beauty school and diesel college do not count) act like a man. If I wanted a questionable fag, I'd date a girl. They smell better, anyway. I AM... Over one-night stands. Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed. Not looking to get married, but over the **** buddy status. Able to say "no" and scream "yes". Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty TOGETHER, WE WILL walk in a parkplay trivia act like raging****-up eachother WE WILL NOT involve species in our bedroom routine. yell, argue, at like gigantic three-year--blows in times of frustration Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at... I have my original 32. If you don't know what I'm referring to, don't respond. If you know what I mean, take a minute to chuckle!***Put this on your***profile if you***know someone that***died of old age***looking for their***match

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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