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Rain, 53
United States, Massachusetts, Whitinsville

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About Me

Im a strong yet sensitive, honest, fun loving, passionate, 53 year old divorced mother of 4 grown children, 8 grandkids but still too young to sit in a rocking chair and mold. I miss the simple things, having strong arms to hold me and make me feel safe. I would like to have someone to walk side by side with and face lifes challenges. I love the outdoors and to be in it. My kids and grandkids are my world. I have a very sassy side and I am an incurable smartass, I can find fun in anything. Im a great cook and love to entertain. I love to watch football. I will keep you on your toes or have you laughing until your cheeks hurt! Im not looking for the perfect man, im looking for the man thats perfect for me. I love to laugh and make people laugh. (see below) p.s. I can field dress a deer... On a first date: I will not put out. I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone. I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it". I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. I may call you the following day. I may not. On the second date: I may, in fact, put out. Why? Because I find few people meet/exceed my expectations enough to be granted a second date. I'm not promising I'll shave (kidding). We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke. I may ask you to leave following copulation. I may snuggle. I own a vagina and cannot decide at the present time how I will feel/react after sex. Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here's where the prospect pool will thin accordingly... YOU MUST BE of the caucasian persuasion funny driven single (that means not LEGALLY married) under 60 over 45 drug/disease free (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking) sarcastic well-mannered, for appearances able to leave work at work. this implies employment educated (beauty school and diesel college do not count) act like a man. If I wanted a questionable fag, I'd date a girl. They smell better, anyway. I AM... Over one-night stands. Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed. Not looking to get married, but over the **** buddy status. Able to say "no" and scream "yes". Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty TOGETHER, WE WILL walk in a parkplay trivia act like raging****-up eachother WE WILL NOT involve species in our bedroom routine. yell, argue, at like gigantic three-year--blows in times of frustration Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at... I have my original 32. If you don't know what I'm referring to, don't respond. If you know what I mean, take a minute to chuckle!***Put this on your***profile if you***know someone that***died of old age***looking for their***match

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Electro American Spanish Vietnamese Adventure Drama Boxing
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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    I am a hard working small business owner and a student. Well maybe we will see. My children and family are very important to me but they all live out of state so I do have time for a man in my life. That being said, I hope to find .a man who understands how to balance his adult time and children time. I am not looking for a one night stand but prefer not to commit too soon. I am a fairly good money manager and would like the same in a partner. I also prefer to spend time with a man who is pleasant, funny, a creative romantic, handsome, financially secure, sweet, kind, and knows what he want and how to get it. He is also giving to those in need and a Christian. I recently purchased a home on the lake as a vacation home but decided to live there. I spend most nights at that location but occasionally I stay in my vacation condo in town close to work etc. I want a man in my life who enjoys that laid back life style. Together in a double lounger at night on the deck with a drink in hand looking up at the stars and taking in the peaceful sounds of nature. I guess you could say I am a woman with a lake house searching for man with boat to park in her dock. I look forward to finding you and happy ever after.

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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 49-59

    I love to laugh and make people laugh. I love all types of music, yet, I am not musical. I only sing. I am an avid reader...mostly novels. I'm not a big TV fan. But I can sit and watch a good movie or a football game. I can talk a good game of golf...but I'm just learning to play. I have a strong faith, God is an important part of my life. I love my family... I love to cuddle and be cuddled. I hope to find someone who wants to take things slowly. I don't jump in the bed with someone I am not in love with...but I do love to kiss. just sayin'I do not like shallow people. If you can't like me because I am not Barbi's mother, move on. Life's too short for superficial people.I'm learning that the first thing I see on a man is his smile. You can tell a lot about a person through their smile. This is me... *** I just would like to meet some place casual where we could chat.

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  • Glinda from Whitinsville | Woman | 52 years old | Cancer
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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 49-59

    I am a voluptuous, passionate, full figured blonde. I was a women's plus size model many years ago in my 20's and have kept that "girly girl" philosophy all my life. I've worked in healthcare for over 25 years now and love my job. I really have everything that I need in my life except that one man who makes the butterflies flutter in my stomach. I love to kiss. Long slow wet tongue kisses. YES, I am a hopeful romantic? I'd like to meet a man who shares the same interests as I do but also one who is open to new adventures so we can experience them together. I have a job, vehicle, my own home, and teeth. I expect him to have the same. My interests include anything having to do with swimming and the water. I enjoy the relaxing atmosphere of the beach. I hope to retire there someday. I like to go to movies, dance, play cards, and browse in antique stores. I like most types of music except Rap of course. My favorite band is Lady Antebellum and my favorite single artist is Sade. I can hold my own when it comes to sports. I'm not a fanatic but I know what a touchdown and a 3 point goal is, lol. So, if you are interested in developing a long term, committed, and passionate relationship then send me a reply. If not, that's ok. Keep looking and good luck in your search.Something to think about: Old lovers sent messages in a bottle. New lovers send messages by text. My lover will get a message on the steamy bathroom mirror the next morning that says.......(you fill in the blank) A first date? Just ask me. I'm open to anything that isn't illegal or embarrasing.

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