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Rain, 53

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About Me

Im a strong yet sensitive, honest, fun loving, passionate, 53 year old divorced mother of 4 grown children, 8 grandkids but still too young to sit in a rocking chair and mold. I miss the simple things, having strong arms to hold me and make me feel safe. I would like to have someone to walk side by side with and face lifes challenges. I love the outdoors and to be in it. My kids and grandkids are my world. I have a very sassy side and I am an incurable smartass, I can find fun in anything. Im a great cook and love to entertain. I love to watch football. I will keep you on your toes or have you laughing until your cheeks hurt! Im not looking for the perfect man, im looking for the man thats perfect for me. I love to laugh and make people laugh. (see below) p.s. I can field dress a deer... On a first date: I will not put out. I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone. I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it". I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. I may call you the following day. I may not. On the second date: I may, in fact, put out. Why? Because I find few people meet/exceed my expectations enough to be granted a second date. I'm not promising I'll shave (kidding). We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke. I may ask you to leave following copulation. I may snuggle. I own a vagina and cannot decide at the present time how I will feel/react after sex. Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here's where the prospect pool will thin accordingly... YOU MUST BE of the caucasian persuasion funny driven single (that means not LEGALLY married) under 60 over 45 drug/disease free (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking) sarcastic well-mannered, for appearances able to leave work at work. this implies employment educated (beauty school and diesel college do not count) act like a man. If I wanted a questionable fag, I'd date a girl. They smell better, anyway. I AM... Over one-night stands. Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed. Not looking to get married, but over the **** buddy status. Able to say "no" and scream "yes". Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty TOGETHER, WE WILL walk in a parkplay trivia act like raging****-up eachother WE WILL NOT involve species in our bedroom routine. yell, argue, at like gigantic three-year--blows in times of frustration Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at... I have my original 32. If you don't know what I'm referring to, don't respond. If you know what I mean, take a minute to chuckle!***Put this on your***profile if you***know someone that***died of old age***looking for their***match

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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  • Desire

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    I am a hard working small business owner and a student. Well maybe we will see. My children and family are very important to me but they all live out of state so I do have time for a man in my life. That being said, I hope to find .a man who understands how to balance his adult time and children time. I am not looking for a one night stand but prefer not to commit too soon. I am a fairly good money manager and would like the same in a partner. I also prefer to spend time with a man who is pleasant, funny, a creative romantic, handsome, financially secure, sweet, kind, and knows what he want and how to get it. He is also giving to those in need and a Christian. I recently purchased a home on the lake as a vacation home but decided to live there. I spend most nights at that location but occasionally I stay in my vacation condo in town close to work etc. I want a man in my life who enjoys that laid back life style. Together in a double lounger at night on the deck with a drink in hand looking up at the stars and taking in the peaceful sounds of nature. I guess you could say I am a woman with a lake house searching for man with boat to park in her dock. I look forward to finding you and happy ever after.

  • Jailyn

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    I enjoy the outdoors,hanging out with friends and family and listening to rock and country music. I love just taking a trip at the spare of the moment. I enjoy going out with friends to outdoor concerts. I am a hard worker and enjoy my job. Life is to short for drama but *** like to find somebody to laugh and have a good time with. Whether it is out on the town or just hanging at the house. I love to cookout and do it often. Yes I'm a girl that loves to grill. Dinner somewhere quite so we can get to know each other and see if we click.

  • Katrina

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    Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 52-62

    I'm blessed with a good job. I like to fish & lay in the sun. Hoping to find someone to spend a little time with. Start out with a drink see where the conversation takes us. We'll know soon enough if we're compatible. :)

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