Christeen, 24
Offline, last seen Wed, 17 Apr 2024 06:23:49
About Me
I have ADD if I don't respond it's probably because youre ugly! Lol ok that makes no sense I should have said: I have ADD if all you say is "hello", I'll probably lose interest before I even have interest! ...but also if youre ugly... :) You should be hot/sexy, smart, funny, tall, healthy... I need you to have a body that makes my mouth drop & my tail turn into a spring & bounce me around like a cartoon. You should be made from the finest human engineering I mean like no cousin on cousin stuff (which means you can't be a hillbilly... or royalty for that matter... aw shucks) Shabam! I need some good looking eye candy for this here arm. Oh & I need you to have a good heart too! Ok? ....fuq there goes 98% of you! Well 2% im waiting to hear from you! I guess I'll have to let some uglies in. Truth be told though I'm not into overweight men. I'm not into sexy douche bags either. I'd like to find an attractive man with substance that can make me laugh.I love to joke around, Ive traveled to the real world & it's boring as fuq, Id rather just be honest & tell you im mature enough to know, but wise enough to not care about the things that society will have you on your knees for, life is to be enjoyed my dear acquaintances. :) That by no means, means that I live in a tree hut & piss on my dirt floors! It just means Im centered that's all :) But if I had a tree hut, just so you know, I wouldnt piss on my dirt floors, I'd visit my neighbor & piss on his dirt floors :D Yes I can be classy but that is the fake me, I will not be classy on this profile for I want you to see the real me. Also I really dont want to have anymore kids, maybe adoption but that's it, so if you don't already have kids chances are I'm just gonna walk on by, see cause one day youre gonna get the itch so let's no waste each others time right?I love music, I write music... I love concerts. I love traveling, pyramids, nature, history, science, God, crafts, ethnic cooking, baking and Korea. Subjects I enjoy in no particular order.& whole bunch of other shit... (I dont talk like this around peoples grandma's FYI) :) I hate chick gossip, I wont ask you if my dress makes my butt look too big, are you serious? I prefer it that way (within reason) naturally!!!You can stop reading now but you dont have to... :)Celibate 2 years.I like to do athletic things but im so crappy at them! I found myself on a softball team one summer, it has been a humbling exp. lmao & a fun one too!I am a widow. I also have a son, a rad one! However, I'm not tied down, in fact I probably vacation more than you. Adult time is super important & I am blessed to have a support system that is accepting of that! If all you can say to me is "hi" or "what's up" cleary dont expect me to respond. I put some thought into this profile I commend you for having the balls to say hi but thats probably cause you didnt read a damn word, otherwise half of you would be too intimidated to respond, which is good because weak men I am not attracted to, as balsy as I am I need a man who is balsier, because what damsel doesnt want a balsy man (but of sound mind too!)?! Eat a lot of onions & then breathe heavy on your neck, spit in your eye on accident more than once, break a heel & have you wait 20 minutes as I hobble to the car. Spill the beans on you... no really I mean like spill beans on you. Chatter about chick gossip. Tell me is this what you had in mind too??? :D Most of you are lame though, so we won't even go on a first date or even meet (btw message me with "lame" and ill be actually impressed that you read this shit!)
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Widowed
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
No
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Curvy
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Height
5'2"
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Eye color
Hazel
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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