SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Haydee
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Just ask if your that curious.. Also if i say no thanks when you say hi its best to piss off at that point because ill be a horrid **** i dont like to waste my time explaining why some guys make it seem like were breaking up when we first talk and i ****I hate complainers and ppl on the bus who don't let older ppl sit I don't like****ness or abrupt rudeness I also hate how this mother ****ing site won't let me say only a few words
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Jenn
Online
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-45
(Edit: paywalls can kiss my Latin ass; contact info at bottom of small book I wrote. Bon appetite.) Huge nerd & general tomboy who's into gaming, reading, and turning dick pics sent to me into amusing memes. Short and...average body? On the small side? I never know how to describe myself. I'd prefer you were average sized yourself, no disrespect to the fluffier dudes out there. Tattooed here and there, and have one of those bull rings in my nose, because horrifying my old relatives is always a joy. Capable of holding a full conversation and being charming in a funny sort of way. Absolute goofball. I can be a bit shy but open up the more comfortable I get. I like short walks on other people's lawns but Pina Coladas are disgusting. Located in Ware and would prefer if you were semi-local, though obviously exceptions can be made. Never tried online stuff before but I'm not from this area originally, and meeting people as an adult can be a pain in the ass. Message me and tell me something weird and/or interesting and/or funny about yourself. And since there's a giant pay wall that I just noticed (sigh) *** *** Old fashioned? Sure, but we can graduate to *** once we've maintained you're not insane and simply out to harvest my organs and sell them on the black market. Anyway that's that. Bring it on!
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Sheona
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
My hobbies are going out with my friends and coworkers to eat, fixing things and renovating furniture or anything. I\'m searching for a good friend that could possibly lead to something long lasting.