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About Me

Well, I'm not going to tell you my whole life story. I'd much rather talk to you about who I am and what I am interested in then have you read a few lines and think you know me. Basically, I'm pretty bad ass. I take boxing classes twice a week, I am currently attemting to teach myself how to ride this silly thing called a longboard but I am pretty much the clumsiest person you will ever meet so I am sure you can imagine how well that's going. I like to think I have a great sense of humor and I am pretty funny. I always laugh at my own jokes so that must mean I am hilarious right? Right. I am pretty much a big kid at heart. I'll never grow up. Growing up is giving up.I recently moved into a one bedroom apartment with my little pup. Decided it was finally time to get a place all on my own. Roommates are a real pain in the butt. Like I said, I do have a puppy. She's pretty much the bees knees.I have 8 piercings and 5 tattoos with much more ink planned.I work retail management. Its not what I want to do for the rest of my life, but it pays the bills while I decide what I do what to do.I like to laugh and joke around with my friends. I am far from being a bar star. I would much rather stay in and watch a movie and cuddle... I am pretty much the best cuddler you will ever meet. I am looking for someone who doesn't take themselves to seriously and knows how to laugh and take a joke but can be an adult when the time calls for it. Well, if anything in this little doo-hicky sparked your interest, send me a message. Happy Fishing! :DP.s. I am not looking for a hook-up. If that's what you're after, please just move along.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

    **Holy sh*tballs. If you message me about my sickk tatts, or demand to have the bowser backpack, I'll move along to the next original message. It's called creativity and I have a lot of it. Seems like a bunch of you should borrow some.Hey there!Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Aha okay, jokes aside. I have a dog and a cat, and animals are a huge part of my life. I work at a pet food store and have always been involved with animals. I am vegetarian going on 2.5+ years (for personal reasons). As long as you don't nag on me for being vegetarian, we'll get along fine (my dad is a hunter, mmk)My art is something I am constantly working towards, building on my website, making prints and such (www.samb.ca) My musical interests tend to fall on a broad spectrum mashup between alternative rock and indie...I have a sarcastic, cheesy sense of humour, and find pleasure in simple things like playing mario kart. Anyways, I don't want to reveal every nook and cranny to my personality on here, but if something seems to have sparked your interest, drop me a line (just don't sound like a gangster when doing so)** I know what I'm looking for, so if I don't reply, don't take offense (or send me multiple messages asking me why I can't even reply with a thank you. Ain't nobody got time for that) Also, if you're clearly flexing in a mirror for no reason or are highlighting your penis in any of your photos, move along. My douchebag capacity is maxed out.That's me, in a (bowser) shell Dog walk and ice cream? Art show and frozen yogurt?Pub and nachos?The options are endless.

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    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

    Well I hate these things but here it goes. I am a single mom my son is 4 and my rock. I love my job! I can't wait for the snow and find some nice fresh powder!! Well if you wanna know more message me... Good luck !

  • Skye

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    Hey! So about me...I work hard during the week and like to let loose on the weekends. Some hobbies include playing soccer, playing beach dodgeball, going snowboarding during the winter and longboarding during the summer as well as taking my dog to the dog park. I do really enjoy being outside *** always couped up, but with that said I love being at home curled up watching movies too. I also enjoy going to a patio with friends to soak up some sun and have a drink. I love alternative music and really love going to shows! I am always willing to try new and fun things and I hope whoever I meet does too. Fast cars and fast money...not really. I am a very simple girl so whether its typical dinner and a movie or something a little more daring I am good with it all. As long as you can have fun with any situation it should make for a good night either way :)

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