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Haylie, 24

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About Me

I really didn't want to have to be so blunt right off the bat, but apparently many men on here lack common sense, and have no idea to actually pick up a woman.I'll give you a couple tips.1. If you want to tell a girl she's beautiful, say exactly that. Other things such as 'dayum girl i wanna lick yo eyeballz cuz they so nyce' and, 'yo sup hottie' are not appropriate messages. They might work on the girls with no standards though, so if that's your style, you might have better luck in Oshawa. Zing.2. if you have the uncontrollable urge to show me your penis, control it. I don't want to see your penis. Not to mention, if you're a. desperate enough, b. pathetic enough or c. sleazy enough to feel the need to post a picture of your penis on the first message, you definitely are not good enough for me. 3. Send me a sleazy message and I will make fun of you. Many boys won't even read this, and will continue to call me a **** after it happens, however, you cant say I didn't warn you.Alright. Let's start out with my flaws.-I'm a nail biter.-I snore-I burp when I drink beer. (sorry boys, it happens)-I'm loud-I'm a horrible singer-I'm a clutz. I fall all the time. Sober or drunk. -I'm chubby/curvy/fat...however you'd like to say it. I'm working on fixing that.. for myself. To be healthy. Not to impress boys on the internet. -I'm usually broke, I have a shitty job, but I work with amazing people, so it'll do until I can go back to school.-I'm always happy. I'm content with my life, and I know who I am.Now that we have that out of the way,I really don't like douchey people. So if you're even slightly douchey, you probably aren't for me.I've been on meetville before and had nothing but sleazy boys and bad luck, however, I decided to give it another try.That being said, I'm not looking to jump into a relationship, but I don't sleep around. So if it's a one night stand you're looking for, you're not looking for me.Please don't message me if you're unemployed. A hard worker is the sexiest trait in a man. I live on my own and have my own car, and it would be nice to meet someone as independent as I am, although it's not a deal breaker. Also, please be mentally stable. I'm an extremely happy person, and I personally love being lovely and adorable. haha.I have a fantastic taste in music. I have a fear of clowns, coldplay and cotton balls. I'm addicted to crime shows. I love 80s movies. I love the Counting Crows.You probably shouldn't message me if you type like a dipshit, or if you only have one picture. That's about it for now, if you want to know more, feel free to message me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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