SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MetaOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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StaciOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I haven't had much luck finding him yet. I like to chill mostly at night since my job in a 9 to 7 job. I get home at night and just want someone to take care of me after a long day of taking care of over a ***animals. My goal is to one day find my dream job working with elephants, but for now I am very happy with my life. I love to cook, watch movies, and listen to country music. Some of my interests are camping, hiking, fishing (though I don't get to go much anymore). I won't be your gym bunny, but I know looking good is important to my guy do I do my best to stay fit. I want a guy that works and doesn't take help from his mommy and daddy. You aren't a real man if you haven't worked a hard day in your life. I wrestle gators for a living so don't think I'm a yuppie girl. First date should be calm and not stressful. A simple walk or a dinner is fine. We are both nervous
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LunaOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
If your interested than just ask. Preferably public places where we can have some fun and get to know each other better.