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Gwenyth, 41

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*it has come to my attention that there are men out there that don't have the attention span to read the below (they prefer the same old short, boring profiles with no thought or intellect connected to them)...if that's you, and you require only the visuals and don't care about the content then please move along because i am clearly not your soul mate and you are definitely not mine! and that's said in the nicest way possible! :) and who in their right mind would message me and tell me it's a hard read or too much to read..oh ya, only 15 or 20 men?!! hello people!so here we go...to all the intellectual men out there that can read!!!Hey there. I'm your soul mate, the one person on this earth who's perfect for you in every way. Yes, I exist and yes, everyone else pales in substitute. We're meant to be together, but we've never met. You see, there are 6 billion people in the world and you encounter at most about 1,***people per day, so statistically our paths would cross only once every 16,***years. If we're going to beat those odds you need to work harder, because so far you've done a spectacular job of messing this up.Remember when you bought that pack of gum and the clerk asked if you wanted a bag, but you were in a rush and said no? If you'd waited that extra three seconds you would have missed the next train, making you late for the play, so they wouldn't have let you in the theater until the first scene was over, and I would have entered the lobby - also late - and we'd have gotten to talking. We probably would have just skipped the play and gotten coffee and then... Pow!Another example: remember when you signed up for a yoga class? You should have signed up for a pottery class. I was taking a pottery class! How hard is that to figure out? And don't sign up for a pottery class next time, because I might have moved on to hip hop cardio. I can't tell you exactly where I'll be because if you're really my soul mate you'll just know. Please get it right. Last time I dealt with my disappointment by sleeping with the pottery *** what I'm saying is, next time you think about going to the museum today *** tomorrow when I'll be there, ask yourself: Do you really want to spend the rest of your life alone? Are you going to take the bus or are you going to walk? If you do walk and it's raining, how are you going to see me under my umbrella, unless I don't have one and you share yours, or I share mine and that's how we meet? So remember: Never leave the house without an umbrella... or with one. It's your choice. I think I explained pretty clearly what's at stake.God you're a slow reader.Point is, hanging over every decision you make, however small, is the sword of our loneliness. I am out there. Find me. But please hurry. I know we're meant to be together for eternity, but I can't wait forever.from "I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!)"!! ...give me a big heart and beautiful eyes...and maybe a pretty smile that can make me laugh...oh, and a big brain as well, please! and that's all i need!! and i'll give you all of that right back!!! :) not a bad deal!!and please remember: age is just a number, i don't feel or look my 'number' and i hope you don't either!! and if you do...i suppose that's okay as well!!! :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Alexis

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    Woman. 63 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-66

    Hi! My name is Alexis. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Athens, Tennessee, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Chelsea

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I was in a twelve year relationship and have been single for over a year. I just want to say that being single isn't bad but dating really sucks...I tried to come up with a classier way to say that but that word just works the best. I had forgotten what it's like to be "out there" not sure if your supposed to call them or let them call you...or how long should you wait before you meet them...or what do you do if your in the middle of a date, having dinner at their house and they go in the bathroom and come out completely naked (I was fully clothed by the way). A little about me physically: I'm TALL....I'm 5'9 without shoes! All my pictures are within the past 2 years and accurately represent me. I don't understand why women OR men put up old, deceiving pictures especially if they plan on meeting the other person. I enjoy traveling and do so often, whether it is other countries or weekend trips. I love good food and drinks (wine, beer, martinis, mixed drinks) I am not picky …..and that did NOT come out right. I just made myself sound like a drunk ;) What I MEANT to say is that I'm open minded and like to try different things. I don't like camping,four- I mean, my idea of camping is staying at a hotel that doesn't have a pool! I am mature enough to know that you guys like to have your time with the boys doing those guy things and that is great. I don't have to "like" everything you like to do but if your wanting your partner/girlfriend to do those things with you then I'm not your girl. On the other hand, if you don't like musicals or sappy chick flicks I won't make you go with me. I try to compromise ;)Good things about me:*I'm a good friend*I am a good girlfriend/partner. I don't lie, cheat, etc. This hasn't gotten me very far but I do believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I do believe in Kharma!*I'm smart but be prepared for occasional blonde moments*I like to joke around and have no problem laughing at myself ...or you...whoever deserves it.*I don't lie unless one of my friends ask me if their ex's new girlfriend is prettier then them.*I'm open to new experiences, life is short and I want to enjoy it.Bad things about me:*I tend to say exactly what I think*I have no problem leaving dishes in the sink overnight.*I have a thing about piles...no, I'm not a hoarder.*I don't like manual labor .....although I usually like the finished product if I do have to "work" (ex. yard work, house work, wash car, etc). It would depend on the person I'm meeting. I like to keep things open .......except please don't get naked unless I ask you too.

  • Cora

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Outgoing, straightforward, no BS kinda girl looking to find similar qualities in a man. Been told I'm fun to hang with, pretty sure it's because I try to make the most of every situation. We're only here once right? ;)Looking to find a guy who's comfortable in his own skin, has a sense of humour and knows a little something about romance and how to treat a lady. Chivalry is a huge turn on!I'm big on honesty and respect...giving and receiving....do unto others as you would have done unto you....something I try to live by. It's a short profile, I know but there's way more to me than what's on here. If you want to know more....all you gotta do is ask as I will do to you. I am a little partial to taller men but that doesn't mean I will exclude the short ones either {lol} as it's what makes you who you are that counts the most. Please have a pic posted or ready to send as it is only fair. Thanks and looking forward to finding you :) Since summer is finally here, there are countless things to do that allows us to get to know one another to see if the chemistry is worth building on...who knows maybe there's more than just a friendship brewing ;) Let's go out and enjoy the weather, get some exercise, order a drink on the patio and get to know one another! I don't know about you, but sounds pretty cool to me!

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