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LauriceOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
"I'm not bad..I'm just drawn that way!"..... Sassy ,Sexy and Sophisticated but fun loving and silly. Passionate about life and chocolate and am a creative soul. Music inspires me to move and I enjoy many types of activites and love to be outdoors. I am into a night out on the town, but enjoy hanging out in sweats curled up infront of a movie or just curled up..lol. You are affectionate, silly, charming and passionate. ***, you know the time to take control and also know when to be sensitive and humour me. You have some spice and rock my world. I am the last thing you see when you go to sleep. You gotta love animals! I am close with my family but recognize their dysfuntions lol. I am happy and balanced and you bring out all the great stuff in me....you up for the time of your life???? FYI: Sorry no replies if no picture is provided We will figure it out
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EffiOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
First and foremost, I love God and appreciate all the many blessings he has given me in this life and also how many times he has saved my butt from myself and would like the same in a partner. I am a true cowgirl, and you'll find me at the farm every day hair pulled up just enjoying my horse and friends I love the outdoors, horses (animal lover), movies, music, dressing up and going out on the town, or just relaxing at home.I'm a pretty independent person, and believe a relationship should be built on trust. (I don't need to know what you're doing every second of every day!)I do not have any children, but it's okay if you do, including grandchildren, OMG, I cannot believe I just said that on an internet dating site, but hey, it is what it is!Just looking for someone who wants to laugh and have fun for the next 30 years or so Some *** texting is good, but I would much prefer a phone conversation or meeting in person...you just have to meet me to get me! Now here are the things you must like if you don't well that's cool I wish you the best of luck in your search I love to laugh and will sometimes without warning just break out in to laughter my friends say I missed my calling I should have been a comedian I am a bit of a smartass cannot help that is just part of my DNA If you do not want my opinion don't ask me I would never hurt anyone's feeling on purpose but my tolerance for BS is long gone I am DRAMA FREE and it is not allowed in my life I know life is not perfect but you have to make the best out of each and every moment you have Also must love animals because they are a major part of who I am and that will not change Well if you read this far then what are you waiting for if you don't ask you'll never know Bye Ya'll Some place where we could talk and get to know one another, maybe a restaurant on the bay or a walk at sunset I'm open what ever feels right at the moment.
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BritneyOffline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.