• Laurens
• South Carolina
• United States

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Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

Hi and thanks for taking a peek at my profile. I am a hopeless romantic in search of someone to share life with. You don't have to be perfect...just perfect for me and I you. I've been married for many years, divorced for a few years, emotionally available and at a great place in life. I love music and going to live music events of all kinds. Well, except bluegrass and some jazz. I enjoy local places and would like to travel a bit more with the right person to enjoy it with. I am up for most adventures and will try anything once...twice if I like it. In need of a Vegas trip or long weekend in the mountains. How bout you?Hope you like to laugh! Nothing better than laughing and cracking up together! I like being around happy people who try to find the positive in situations.If you like to eat, then we're good! That pretty much segueways into having to work out so we can enjoy eating and an occasional craft beer. Honestly, I am more comfortable in a casual situation, although I have been told that I clean up nicely! I've got cowboy boot and 4 inch heels with everything in between.I tend to be a little old fashioned about dating and online dating has proven to be interesting for me. I don't want to date everyone on here at the same time and I find it odd to date more than one person at at time. Guess it's just not my style. I think that you can *** a lot, but the real test of chemistry comes from meeting face to face. So, I would rather not have a penpal or text buddy for an extended period of time before meeting. Take a chance!! I'm pretty much an open book. I have no problem with open communication and hope the person is able to speak his mind and feelings as well. So ask away!Have a wonderful day and happy searching!PS. My profile says I'm 48, but I am really 50. Not sure how that happened, but it is what it is. PSS After recent events, although entertaining, I feel that I need to make the following disclaimer: No, not interested in "hooking up", one night stands, or booty calls. Shame to have to state what I think is the obvious, but there it is...just in case anyone was wondering ;)

• Laurens
• South Carolina
• United States

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Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

I enjoy Nascar,boxing, movies and hanging out with friends.I do like to cook and love bbq's yum. I work and have a teenager.I do make time to date.I am willing to do my best to get to know someone if they seem worth the effort. Dating can be draining so if you lose interest or vis versa we can chalk it up as making a new friend. If it eventually grows into a relationship thats great, I am taking it all day by day.I can be stubborn and am set in my ways when it comes to some things,would only take a good guy for me to bend and compromise..I would be one happy gal.You just never know when someone real may come peeking around the corner. :)PS.. I do have tattoos, nothing trashy, but if you are the Type who doesnt appreciate them then Im sorry in advance no need for us to waste each others time. xoxo. Meet at a public place local and have a drink or two get to know each other in person, no pressure, just some laughs.

• Laurens
• South Carolina
• United States

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Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.