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Britney, 50

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About Me

Hi there, I'm seeking a like-minded man to share a disastrous ***month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I'm told I'm fairly good looking, but I'll let you be the judge of that - I'm generally caring and very honest. I am looking for an attractive man who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead him to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both! You should: * be 20 to 50 years old; * have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships; * have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and * be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you. Although not completely necessary, I would prefer men: * with nice smiles and eyes; * that has a better than average behind; * who are married or already in unstable relationships; * that drink to forget; and * who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder, Manic Depression, Anxiety Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care. P.S If you have done a spread for G.Q. Magazine or Playgirl or are extremely rich, I might just be able to overlook the fact you may not be bat-sh*t crazyIf you don't get my headline, we probably won't be a match.All the best, Me! swap diagnosis and compare meds.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Buddhist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Chae

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Hi, I'm a happy,fun independent woman looking for a great guy to date and see where the road takes us. I'm pretty easygoing and have a wide variety of interests,from live music to sports,too many to list. I try to live a drama free happy life.Things happen to everyone, it's how you deal with them that counts.I wasn't able to have kids of my own, but if you've got them that's great. I try to take care of myself, have a gym membership and use it but am definitely not perfect nor am I seeking perfection. I'm looking for someone who is mature, has their stuff together and is ready to get off this site. I'm attracted to a guy who takes care of himself and knows what he wants in life. Please be single, drug free and not a heavy drinker. Dinner,coffee or a drink where we can talk and learn a little about each other.

  • Venice

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    About Me . Below are some things that are interesting and worth reading as well as what type of person a pisces truly is.. First I'm a mom a pretty good one to :0) I have 3 boys that live on their own...My oldest is an EMT by day and a FIre FIghter by night.. My second oldest is a Police Officer currently serving in the Army, and my youngest works fulltime and is Starting Fire Fighting classes himself. Secondly I'm not perfect, I wasn't given an awesome figure.. But I have to say God blessed me with my children a pretty face and a very loving heart.. Those second two don't seem to get you very far these days.. But it should! Seems some would rather have an awesome woman physically but treats him bad.. Kinda like what guys say about women.. I read it all the time on men's profiles.. " Why do women always "SAY" they want a good guy but always end up with the bad guy" I don't expect to find someone who's perfect.. there are NO perfect people in this world.. I just want to find someone perfect TO ME.. And hopefully me to him.. LOL not so sure I will find him in the fishbowl but who knows.. For now things will just be the way they are... I'm ok with that.. I'd rather be alone than with someone who's not who they say they are or pretend to be or someone they're not and who lies to everyone about everything.. Thanks But NO THANKS!On a lighter note.. lol I'm fun, I like to kid and cut up.. I listen to my music rather loud especially in the truck when I'm by myself.. out going but staying in is also my thing.. Love to travel... They have made me soooo proud!. I'm kinda looking for someone I think they'd like a lot.. I haven't given them the best role models, so that's important to me.. I'm just looking for my better half.. I know God has his plans but I wish he'd come on with it.. LOLPISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March ***Caring and kind. Smart.. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring.They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. " "The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides." - Audrey Hepburn "How To Love A Woman"“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before and she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there." Women are like beautiful flowers, once you pick them, you must love and care for them or their heart will wilt and the love will dieTo look at all my cakes please visit *** on *** I saw this on someone's profile and I loved it..I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past.. but I'm proud of who I am today. Take me as I am...or watch me as I walk away."TOMORROW IS PROMISED TO NO ONE! SO MAKE THE MOST OF TODAY!!!!!!A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?""All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?"God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.""You see my son," said God, "The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides! some place public

  • Chere

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    "" - Oprah Winfrey. I believe friendship is the basis for every good relationship. I am hard working, honest, romantic, a passionate person and I embrace every day with the passion life has taught me. I am the proud mother of an 18 year old. I love animals, especally dogs. I enjoy quiet romantic dinners, movies, theater, quiet walks etc. I enjoy taking care of loved ones, cooking, entertaining, and travel.

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