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About Me

....beginning of a quote from my favorite funny movie. Also my best impersonation ever... :)I'm ridiculously honest and can be less filtered on occasion. I'm warm, down to earth and I definitely don't take myself too seriously. I am very affectionate and romantic, and enjoy a reasonable amount of PDA, especially if I'm completely enamored by your good looks and charm. I consider myself independent and selective, but I'd rather spend my days being madly in love with a nifty dude. I feel obliged to say that I stay fit and eat reasonably well, but I don't obsess. I have a very good career, which I do take seriously, at least when I'm not torturing my colleagues with fashion tips and stealing their food.Some other random facts about me:I am appropriate and classy (when called upon), I like good style, but am not high maintenance. I cuss occasionally. I like all the usual sporting activities (except cycling), but especially love water-skiing. I prefer snowboarding over skiing. I'm a sucker for a well-tailored suit and a nice pair of shoes. Kids dig me for some reason. I play guitar and sing. I prefer a stick shift. I like a mountain bike over a street bike (any day). I cook, bake, and sew (all pretty well). Love playing pool; smack-talk included. I enjoy an occasional chick flick or comedy, but mostly prefer better-made movies. Some favorites include The Professional, True Romance, The Departed, The Help, Matchstick Men, My Cousin Vinny, Catch Me If You Can, Hitman and Gran Torino. Next on my list is Game of Thrones. I like the food network and HGTV. I consider apple pie a breakfast food and like my coffee ridiculously strong. I also love going to breakfast (or just staying in and making it).Some not-so-random facts about you:You have a funny, fun-loving profile or at least a hint humor so it's evident your claim to having a sense of humor is valid. You took the time to write meaningful things in an attempt to set yourself apart from the other poor **stards on this site (yes, I say things like "**stard"). You're thoughtful and sweet. You're confident, smart and articulate, but not pretentious or arrogant. You're accomplished and happy in your career. Like me, you can (and do) laugh at yourself daily. You're active, but not competing for some world record. You've traveled, but your scenery-to-self portraits ratio is not ***. You're in the ballpark of my age. You're cute and you have a touch of charisma. And last (but not least), you like dogs. This does not mean you have to own one, but it means you appreciate the fact that I have one that I adore.One last thing..."meet me" and "favorites" are nice, but I only really respond to written communication. Clicking a single button doesn't really show me you're all that interested. Hope you understand. Coffee or maybe food

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Pamala

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    ********I'M VERY STRICT ON THE NO SMOKING ISSUE...IF YOU SAY YOU DON'T SMOKE I EXPECT IT TO BE TRUE...I LOVE TO KISS AND I FIND KISSING A SMOKER VERY OFFENSIVE...I JUST WON'T DO IT!!!*******I DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T POST A PIC!!!!********I NEED A FRIEND MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.....BUT ISN'T THAT HOW LOVE BEGINS?!*************************************FIRST AND FOREMOST: I am not on here because I NEED a man!!! And I am not interested in RUSHING into anything! It takes time to get to know someone. With that being said if your not interested in me GETTING TO KNOW you through chat/texting....which means you sharing truths about yourself then please don't waste my time. I do not have the time to talk to multiple guys at once. I will be talking to someone who interests me...one at a time. Not here to speed date. If things don't work out/arent going anywhere or there is no chemistry ONLY THEN will I begin to talk with someone else! If you immediately start talking about marriage or (planning our future) I probably will be moving on!! Not looking for a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. I am looking for love and ONLY LOVE....which means being friends first. And if I share things about myself with you its because I'm interested in getting to know you as well. It doesnt by any means mean I am rushing into anything. I just dont wish to waste my valuable time. I am real..I am me..what you see is what you get..no holds barred..either I interest you or I dont!!! It's best to determine that as soon as possible!!! I'm not here to play games!!! I'm not one to pretend to be someone else! And if I look at your pics or read your profile multiple times it doesnt mean I'm stalking you...it just simply means..I like your pics or what I have read and nothing more...Take it or leave it!! NOW FOR A LITTLE ABOUT ME!!!!!Divorced for 16 years. Been alone a long time. Very Independent. I want to feel butterflies again. Don't want to grow old alone. Not looking to be anyones Mom, in other words...kids are ok if they're grown. I live in the country with chickens, ducks etc. Not looking to support anyone. Must be responsible and have home, job, car etc. Am very much looking for Love, you know..the mad, passionate kind. Won't settle for anything else! A good sense of humor is a must. If you can make me laugh perhaps you could win my heart! FYI......If your profile pic is you without a shirt and your pants undone or sagging low you will not get any attention from me!! Perhaps it would be in your best interest to seek out someone with about as much class as you!!!!!!! Interested in perhaps meeting someone for dinner/drinks in a public place after talking for awhile.

  • Talulla

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    (' ')Hi and thanks for your interest. If you on here lookin 4 a prostitute or NSA- move on now. I am not a mean person, I just have very good morals. I actually have a very big heart. Family & my job comes FIRST. I am looking for new friends first and foremost. Oh & please if you state in ur profile you have a job then please have one. I love to go shooting. I am an active member of the NRA. I love street bikes and most all racing. I have a good job which allows me to work from home in the medical feild. Would like to see what you are about and hopefully the same from you. I have a wide range of music like, for ***, rock some blues from SRV to Slip Knot most new rock (Kid Rock was a great concert)I do have 1 tattoo. I like a gentleman and hope you are interested in a lady.I am a very giving person. I would love to find my equal. I am a girly girl but can hang with a man's man when necessary. I like a lot of sports, NHRA is my fav & football and many others. My favorite is playing sports with my sons ages 12 and 14. My oldest son is 22 and is own his own....All of my children are out of the house so now its GAME ON!!!!!!!UGA- GO DAWGS!!!:) And my best friend is my Mom. I do have others. She is hot too!!!. Its not a first date, It i simply to see if you are interested in each other or not. Get to know u or not. Time will tell, Somewhere public and easy for both parties.

  • Syd

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am outgoing and like to be involved in many things. I enjoy people and good conversation, i love to talk. I love life and want to live it to the fullest. I like most kinds of music, mostly i listen to 80's and country but will listen to most anything besides rap. A walk in the park or go to the zoo, very casual.

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