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KanishaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
~I'm not here to "get laid"...I don't need an app for that. I'm just here to expand my possibilities.~I reserve the right to change my intent as often as I see fit.~I'm silly, sweet, affectionate,warm,attentive, and doting. But come at me correctly or I might *** off.~No I don't want to come to your hotel room. I'm not a port whore, Sailor.~If you don't have a profile picture you have something to hide and I do not want to talk to you.~If your married, shame on you.~Do not ask me for naked pics as if I'm a vehicle for sale on car max. Have some class.~MY bottom line: the only thing that truly matters is how we treat each other. Hold yourself accountable.~Im not sure wut the universe has lined up for me, but im open to receive it~I like a man whose got some game. I'm not ready to jump in the sack just cuz u look good in a still pic and u should beware of women who would.~Sure I have a naughty side, but not taboo...some of u people scare the hell outta me 0.o~Mintchocolatechipicecreamsammies complete me ~ .~Here's a little advice for you guys, from me to you...take it or leave it....~Holding a really cool guitar in a bathroom mirror pic does NOT make u look like a rockstar. It makes you look like a dork. A pic of you holding a guitar, with a pick, on a stage, dripping sweat, and screaming into a mic would make you look like a rockstar. Keep it real.~I know you wanna show your manhood to every woman u see, like roosters strutting around a hen house. But we don't wanna see it until we are "INSIDE" of an intimate moment. Sending a woman a picture of your****is slitting your own throat. Grow up.~It doesn't matter how cute you are, or suave, if your MAIN profile pic is a shirtless self-portrait...you look hard up.If you must post a shirtless pic let it be a candid shot...otherwise... Get dressed. If we click, lets go from there.If we clash, lets not drag it out.Now get at me ~.~
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VitaOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
HiYa (NJ Locals PLEASE),I'm a girl that likes thick sarcasm, wit and humor. I can be a bit of a hater sometimes (c'mon, I'm from NJ!), when I'm cranky, but for the most part, I'm very giving and always willing to help out. Except if you're moving. Then I'm very busy that weekend. At this point in my life, I'd much prefer to be around people that are honest, direct and sincere.-coated half-truth. Of course, if you intentionally hurt my feelings, I'll have to junk punch ya and cut your ATM card in 1/2. :)At the end of the day, I like things simple. Definitely not a fan of drama - baggage - jealousy - immaturity. Having fun together, talking & laughing, drinking coffee and being by the beach are really the main things I want right now. Ok, maybe a glass or 2 of wine is something else I want right now. Seriously. Like RIGHT NOW. **I do want a relationship AT SOME POINT, but that's something that has to happen naturally. It doesn't happen ***, so let's just see how things flow.**Oh. Ya GOTTA love animals. I have a cat and a dog, and they are kind of like my kids. They're not bratty and they don't usually talk back to me, but they do come with this package. So, if you don't like them, then you don't like me.2 Sticking Points:1. PLEASE write to me using some sort of punctuation recognized by the English language. If your spelling sucks, I'm ok with it, but trying to decipher sentences from each other frustrates me, and I'll just stop reading. True story.2. I don't want to have children, and I would prefer to date a man without children as well. I've been by myself for a long time, and I'm ok with it, but I'd like to find someone to walk through life with. I mean, my other option is to just start collecting cats... now...HAVE FUN & good luck! Cheers. Something that allows us to talk...LAUGH.... maybe hold hands... and perhaps even steal a kiss. :) If nothing else, we can go to Walmart, people-watch and try to be stealth in getting a picture so we can show people photos from our first date... YIKES!
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PrudenceOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I looking for someone to laugh with, hang out with.. Love to snuggle, cuddle... Love to go on road trips... Love the summertime, camping, four-.. Country girl.. No head games just be yourself, be honest.. If this describes you contact me..