SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MaureenOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm a co-dependent, needy, mentally unstable person with low self-esteem who has tons of issues and lots of drama to offer the right guy. I've been in therapy for years and although we've made some headway, my shrink says I'm fine as long as I stay on my meds and consider a lobotomy sometime in the immediate future. I sure love that special jacket they give me to wear sometimes-it's so comfy. I just wish it came in pink. And I love the goose bumps the electric shock therapy gives me! Sometimes I act out just for the jolt.I have a job that's boring-when I do work and I complain about it all the time. Can't order anything- (Darn! I really wanted those tanzanite shell earrings and that retractable ladder was pretty awesome too!) I don't even know where they'd send something I ordered-I don't even have a home. Family means little to me-they are just as dysfunctional as me and the few friends I have-have a loose moral compass like I do. They say the greatest things about me: I lie, I cheat, I'm not trustworthy or dependable and I'm boring and have no personality. I'm just a terrible friend. They say I have no integrity. I can't even spell it. They also say I am the unfunniest person they know. (Thank gosh for the meds!)I have a terrible diet, am over-weight and rarely go to the gym. I find it just takes too much time from my other hobbies like basket weaving and channel surfing.I have numerous children by many different men and I don't even know where the kids are-but there's tons of baby daddy drama and other complications to go around. I will make your life way more complicated than it needs to be and will constantly add more drama to the mix with my *** play games just when you get your bearings.I have no goals in life other than to land a man who will financially support me and he better have lots of money because my therapy is damn expensive. (The dental work I need is going to be super-expensive too!)Overall I'm a pretty good catch-depending on which personality you are talking to at the time. : )If you held out to the end, and laughed-you're probably my soulmate and we should just skip dating and go right to the happily, ever after! ; )And yes. My smartass attitude gets me into trouble all the time. : ) If you'd just come take me for a walk around the grounds of the mental hospital I'm in-that'd be great. Visiting hours are ***pm daily. ; )
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LysetteOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Im a single mother of 3 kids...who are my WORLD! I havent dated in a few years now because i wasnt ready to after my last couple experiences.... i am a fun loving, laid back, honest woman, relaxing at home dosent bother me... Im seeking a fun loving 110% honest man...no liars or cheaters please! I DONT DO DRAMA! I DONT PLAY GAMES! I DONT HAVE TIME FOR FAKE PEOPLE NOR DO I ASSOCIATE WITH DISRESPECTFUL/ PUSHY PEOPLE! im not looking for a father for my kids...as they have their own! not really sure what hobbies i have because i am either at work or at home...for the most part. ...i listen to just about any kind of music...with the exception of CRAZY RAP CRAP and seriously YELLING AT YOU KIND OF HEAVY METAL...other than that feel free to ask me whatever and i will be more than happy to answer...thanks for taking the time to read this far! =)Don't be a douchebag and come at me with sexual innuendos or question me sexually....THAT IS A TOTAL TURN OFF!! AND WILL MAKE ME SHUT U DOWN & NOT THINK TWICE ABOUT IT. Get to KNOW ME as a person......if we click & there is definite chemistry then the rest will fall into place....I'm not a prude by any means....but there's a time and place. IM NOT HERE TO HOOK UP....IM NOT A HIT IT & QUIT IT KIND OF GIRL EITHER. I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR MYSELF THAN THAT. =)Looking to make friends first....chemistry is essential.... we either have it or we don't.HaPpY FiShInG!!! Not really sure what to say here...i havent been on a date in a really long time! LOL!..its kinda nerve wracking! LOL!
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TanishaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Laid back individual but always make sure that business and other important matters are taken care of. I\'m looking for a good person to get to know. Someone who has a good heart is affectionate and not looking to waste my time.