Total users: 50,834,103 Online users: 183,290
Maud, 44

Offline, last seen Fri, 19 Apr 2024 14:14:37

About Me

Ask yourself this question? Do I have teeth? If 'yes' then proceed. I am one of the funniest and most loyal people u will ever meet. I don't need a man but would like one to walk beside me.I always try to be kind and rudeness is a major turn off. I just moved back for work and missed the beach and streams. I love going to concerts and trying new things. Idk much about art but enjoy looking and learning. I love to go camping.I would love to start a homeless shelter someday. Not just a place to shower and sleep but with counseling and rehab and job placement. I am tough and funny but also sensitive, I am very loyal to my friends and family. I like all kinds of music but I'm a rocker at heart. It all depends on my mood. Sometimes I enjoy country and 70's ballads.I am really looking for someone my age and a car,job,teeth and manners are non negotiable . You pick.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Maureen

    Offline

    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I'm a co-dependent, needy, mentally unstable person with low self-esteem who has tons of issues and lots of drama to offer the right guy. I've been in therapy for years and although we've made some headway, my shrink says I'm fine as long as I stay on my meds and consider a lobotomy sometime in the immediate future. I sure love that special jacket they give me to wear sometimes-it's so comfy. I just wish it came in pink. And I love the goose bumps the electric shock therapy gives me! Sometimes I act out just for the jolt.I have a job that's boring-when I do work and I complain about it all the time. Can't order anything- (Darn! I really wanted those tanzanite shell earrings and that retractable ladder was pretty awesome too!) I don't even know where they'd send something I ordered-I don't even have a home. Family means little to me-they are just as dysfunctional as me and the few friends I have-have a loose moral compass like I do. They say the greatest things about me: I lie, I cheat, I'm not trustworthy or dependable and I'm boring and have no personality. I'm just a terrible friend. They say I have no integrity. I can't even spell it. They also say I am the unfunniest person they know. (Thank gosh for the meds!)I have a terrible diet, am over-weight and rarely go to the gym. I find it just takes too much time from my other hobbies like basket weaving and channel surfing.I have numerous children by many different men and I don't even know where the kids are-but there's tons of baby daddy drama and other complications to go around. I will make your life way more complicated than it needs to be and will constantly add more drama to the mix with my *** play games just when you get your bearings.I have no goals in life other than to land a man who will financially support me and he better have lots of money because my therapy is damn expensive. (The dental work I need is going to be super-expensive too!)Overall I'm a pretty good catch-depending on which personality you are talking to at the time. : )If you held out to the end, and laughed-you're probably my soulmate and we should just skip dating and go right to the happily, ever after! ; )And yes. My smartass attitude gets me into trouble all the time. : ) If you'd just come take me for a walk around the grounds of the mental hospital I'm in-that'd be great. Visiting hours are ***pm daily. ; )

  • Dorinda

    Offline

    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    hi, looking for a great guy, whom doesnt smoke! i am and will not write all that hooky sh*tyou guys all read, like long walks on the beach, ect..i like all sorts of music, except country....... i dont like negativity, or judgement, on anything, i am into great converstion about all things, but politics and religion!! we all have our own beliefs, and that is super..i dont believe in guns or violence.. i am a geeky artsy , hippie, :0)what else ask, if i have already met you or gone out with you ,,,,i dont need any ***, or tries again.we either didnt have chemistry or you werent for me, or me for you...respect that...i doi am wanting someone, who wants to travel. st kitts, next feb.poconos in sept... and has a way to do this and vacation time.i want someone kind , caring, funny, silly , loves music, maybe even can sing. ren faire... and more,just ask. at my age i am not settling.... neither should u, at our age this dating game is super, hard. to find all the qualities we want, there is compromise, and willingness to love and learn from a friend lover and gentlemen.alrighty...i get alot of *** if i have m\de first contact and u give me a one line answer znd ask nothing or there is no convo...then i will take that as u r not interested.....if u make contct and write just hi....that wont get rsponse either..ask some queztions, if im not interested, i will tell u. again, i have no time with work. lfe and friends i have better things to do then sit on meetville....also, coffee dates suck. has anyone haD a good one ever?? then where do u go and do?? plan some thing cool and unusal......and ,music ect....comedy too....ttyl ya all..loli do expect, the car door opened, i like that....flowers too, all woman do, grab the take out, hold the door, basic things your momma should have *** you....romance is awesome, and its been for forever ....wowowowowowo..i am yap-ping, hope to hear from you soon, i am hoping to find you..... i would love to go somewhere quiet and cozy..music, out side some where while its still nice

  • Loma

    Offline

    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Hi! Here's what you should know about me to start...I am a proud mother of two little ones. My family is also extremely important to me. I am Jewish and it is essential that the person that I spend time with not only respects it, but is either Jewish themselves or is okay practicing the religion. I have a very good heart and at this point am just feeling like I need some adult company once in a while. I'm not sure I am even looking for anything serious at the moment, but you never know. I LOVE to dance, go to movies, eat out, take walks...The picture that is attached is from a ballroom dance competition from the summer of ***. Not looking for a one-time encounter. Also no one that is into smoking, chewing tobacco, or drugs. You must like children since I have them. That's all for now. I look forward to hearing from you. Since I am posting a pic, I would like one in return. Tell me about yourself as well.

Follow Us: