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Maureen, 45
United States, Pennsylvania, Glenolden

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I'm a co-dependent, needy, mentally unstable person with low self-esteem who has tons of issues and lots of drama to offer the right guy. I've been in therapy for years and although we've made some headway, my shrink says I'm fine as long as I stay on my meds and consider a lobotomy sometime in the immediate future. I sure love that special jacket they give me to wear sometimes-it's so comfy. I just wish it came in pink. And I love the goose bumps the electric shock therapy gives me! Sometimes I act out just for the jolt.I have a job that's boring-when I do work and I complain about it all the time. Can't order anything- (Darn! I really wanted those tanzanite shell earrings and that retractable ladder was pretty awesome too!) I don't even know where they'd send something I ordered-I don't even have a home. Family means little to me-they are just as dysfunctional as me and the few friends I have-have a loose moral compass like I do. They say the greatest things about me: I lie, I cheat, I'm not trustworthy or dependable and I'm boring and have no personality. I'm just a terrible friend. They say I have no integrity. I can't even spell it. They also say I am the unfunniest person they know. (Thank gosh for the meds!)I have a terrible diet, am over-weight and rarely go to the gym. I find it just takes too much time from my other hobbies like basket weaving and channel surfing.I have numerous children by many different men and I don't even know where the kids are-but there's tons of baby daddy drama and other complications to go around. I will make your life way more complicated than it needs to be and will constantly add more drama to the mix with my *** play games just when you get your bearings.I have no goals in life other than to land a man who will financially support me and he better have lots of money because my therapy is damn expensive. (The dental work I need is going to be super-expensive too!)Overall I'm a pretty good catch-depending on which personality you are talking to at the time. : )If you held out to the end, and laughed-you're probably my soulmate and we should just skip dating and go right to the happily, ever after! ; )And yes. My smartass attitude gets me into trouble all the time. : ) If you'd just come take me for a walk around the grounds of the mental hospital I'm in-that'd be great. Visiting hours are ***pm daily. ; )

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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