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Maureen, 45

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About Me

I'm a co-dependent, needy, mentally unstable person with low self-esteem who has tons of issues and lots of drama to offer the right guy. I've been in therapy for years and although we've made some headway, my shrink says I'm fine as long as I stay on my meds and consider a lobotomy sometime in the immediate future. I sure love that special jacket they give me to wear sometimes-it's so comfy. I just wish it came in pink. And I love the goose bumps the electric shock therapy gives me! Sometimes I act out just for the jolt.I have a job that's boring-when I do work and I complain about it all the time. Can't order anything- (Darn! I really wanted those tanzanite shell earrings and that retractable ladder was pretty awesome too!) I don't even know where they'd send something I ordered-I don't even have a home. Family means little to me-they are just as dysfunctional as me and the few friends I have-have a loose moral compass like I do. They say the greatest things about me: I lie, I cheat, I'm not trustworthy or dependable and I'm boring and have no personality. I'm just a terrible friend. They say I have no integrity. I can't even spell it. They also say I am the unfunniest person they know. (Thank gosh for the meds!)I have a terrible diet, am over-weight and rarely go to the gym. I find it just takes too much time from my other hobbies like basket weaving and channel surfing.I have numerous children by many different men and I don't even know where the kids are-but there's tons of baby daddy drama and other complications to go around. I will make your life way more complicated than it needs to be and will constantly add more drama to the mix with my *** play games just when you get your bearings.I have no goals in life other than to land a man who will financially support me and he better have lots of money because my therapy is damn expensive. (The dental work I need is going to be super-expensive too!)Overall I'm a pretty good catch-depending on which personality you are talking to at the time. : )If you held out to the end, and laughed-you're probably my soulmate and we should just skip dating and go right to the happily, ever after! ; )And yes. My smartass attitude gets me into trouble all the time. : ) If you'd just come take me for a walk around the grounds of the mental hospital I'm in-that'd be great. Visiting hours are ***pm daily. ; )

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Chance

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I am wanting for someone that enjoys some of the things that I do, such as fishing, boating, motorcycling, dining out, cooking together, shopping, BBQ's at home with friends and family, traveling, going to the beach together, cuddling etc. I like to have fun together on weekends, if possible. My daughter is 25 and my son is 19. I have a 1 year old grandson also. I have no baggage or drama in my life and would like to keep it that way. I am very happy and secure with myself. My job keeps me busy (Building Consultant for an insurance company) I write their large loss estimates. I'm not the type of person to date a bunch of men at one time. If I am truly interested in someone and believe that he is trustworthy, I won't be interested in anyone else. I want to get to know just him. Some things in life are mediocre, but love should not be one of them. When I love, I don't love just a little bit. It isn't possible. If you want to know more, ask me. I'm an open book. I am a bit on the old fashioned side, and rather a man persue me. After all, it says in the bible that a man is to choose his mate. Thank you for reading. I look forward to meeting a loving, sentuous, classy, sincere, down to earth, sense of humor (that's important because I have one, and I like to play) confident, sexy, great smelling, employed, touchy feely helps, fun, happy, romantic side, courteous, drama-free, educated, fun loving, make plans together, witty, spontaneous man. Those are characteristics I really enjoy. :) Is that too much to ask? LOL Let's have a drink I guess.

  • Marlo

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I'm waiting for my true Love! Im waiting for You! I am a very fun loving person. I love my family and my friends. I am a single mother of 2 great boys they are 18 and 11 years old. I am a talker, I love to talk; so if you have a problem with talking then you need to find somene else. If your looking for a ONE NIGHT STAND, KEEP ON LOOKING!! Now that's out of the way, I love family gatherings, cookouts bonefires, fishing, camping and just getting out of the house!! I'm so tired of all the games out here. My Heart is nothing to play with ;( I have so much to give and no one to give it to ;( I'm looking for a Best Friend and let it turn into a relationship and then to forever!! I'm a Hoplessly Romantic and I Know There is Someone Out There For Me!! I would like to go out to dinner or out for drinks, so we could get to know one another better. And then if we click who knows?? LOL

  • Edyta

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I would enjoy telling you about myself in person much more that typing it all out , but in general I have two grown Sons . And I am a fun person who is down to try most things, I am not a girly girl ( I have some tattoos ) but I can dress the part when needed , I like to do things and keep on the move but also it is good to just stay at home some times , I enjoy all types of music I like all different kinds of dates, I enjoy movies, dinner ,walks on beach ; I like activity dates also .and the club / dancing .

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