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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Conchita

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    ask me i will tell you ask i will tell you

  • Marinda

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    I like going camping and hiking with my kids and with my friends.. I like going for walks while holding hands.. I am a very affectionate and passinate and caring and loving person.. I love to laugh and smile. I even like staying home and reading a book or watch a movie.. I hope that I can find that special someone to be with before I leave this earth.. I am looking for my best friend and lover.. Someone once told me never to give up on finding love... I hope I can find my true love. I am here looking for someone to be with me and be a friend to my kids... When I go camping with my kids and my friends I don't mind getting dirty.. I leave my makeup and hairdryer at home... Life is to short to be miserable and unhappy so I keep myself upbeat.... I even laugh at myself sometimes. I don't know how long I have left in this world but I would love to ride into the sunset someday with someone that I care about... I have a heart of gold.. I am outgoing in anything I do.. I listen to all kinds of music... So I need someone to keep me smiling and laughing day after day... Love taking walks in the moonlight.. Having picinics in the park.. Watching the sunset in each other arms.. I keep in shape.. I am good kisser and good listener too.. I am looking for someone to hang out with.. I am a strong woman and up beat in my life... I have so much to live for in my life... If I make friends out of this that would be great too... my first date would be go somewhere quiet so we can talk and seeing if there is any sparks between us and then we go from there...

  • Raymond

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Okay, something about me,,, I recently have some free time, currently taking some time off work for a small health issue, but normally I work for the state service and directly with local businesses. I hope to start my own business soon, so I'm really excited about the planning. I like to stay busy *** work and play- most everything interests me. I like people and what they are doing. I read fiction and non, I like documentaries, politics and theater, I don't have strong views and prefer friends not to be overwhelming in their opinions. I love all genres of music and unique experiences, like cooking/trying something exotic, or mastering belly/pole dancing for myself, or finally reaching a distant mountain on a hike, and even small bets on just anything at all:) I like to travel and day-trips, I have fun in small things, errands, helping a friend- hopefully its all the small things that make a happy life and person. I like to wear dresses and heels and not only just to work. I love to dress, fashion and art, hosting get-togethers and beer/poker parties. I like being taken care of and want to find someone that wants to be taken care of too, please don't be needy just motivated and confident. I like to do things rather than just dinner. Maybe a good first date would be to go to a museum exhibit or movie, the dog park or ride horses.

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