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JulissaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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JordanaOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
IF YOU SEE THIS AS NEGATIVE THEN YOU AREN'T FOR MELet me start with this: Do not contact me if you are out of the country and want to *** you are looking to get married before you have even met me. No more fakes and phonies with issues and crazy ideas please. I'm not going to talk to you about the sex we have never had and probably never will have. I live in the real world. If you do not see the humor in this I guess you aren't for me. I DO NOT feel I am entitled simply because I may be attractive to you. I don't expect gifts because I spend time with someone,it's insulting to both of us.. I know what this woman wants,Friendship without expectation, Fairness without regret and Passion without agenda. I have been here for approx. ***years. I had to move to one of the few places hockey isn't revered or broadcast widely..at least not my Blackhawks(not happy about that). Anything outdoors is for me and if I haven't done it already I am willing to try. I may look at your profile and not contact you mostly because I am not that aggressive and prefer a man to contact me. I don't want anyone to think that because I did not say anything and only looked that I'm not interested. I run my own business and have a really good thing going. I'm looking for my equal, my friend,lover,punching bag (kidding)..that's my humor and I won't apologize for it. I'm looking for someone who tells it like it is but doesn't take pleasure in hurting others. You must have a kind heart,maybe donate time to a cause and love animals but you don't have to have all of them. Be passionate about life and what you would like out of it, we all should. I have dogs and cats and I will not get rid of any of them if you have allergies, get a shot or a pill and get in bed. I'm not looking to hook up with every horn dog on this site, if that is your plan I will see through it and this will be over before it starts. I'm independent but I want a real man who acts like one. I tend to date younger men (old souls)between 29 and 40. (It seems the older they are the more damage, less damaged, less drama)give or take a year but if you take care of yourself and don't complain about your aches and pains ***please contact me. I am older not desperate so just because you may be younger that does not mean I will be interested. If you are afraid of being seen with an older woman then this isn't going to happen. I love children so if you have them all the better, I was a nanny for years. I don't want to be your mommy and I don't need a daddy. I'm not looking for a man to take care of me financially and I don't want to take care of you that way either. Be an adult,at least mildly attractive,at least 5'9" and for God's sake have a sense of humor. I love all music and yes even some rap(WiZ K./Blackeyed Peas). I can find beauty in almost anything and I'm looking for someone who believes that of themself. You love to travel,have passions and MOVE FORWARD when you find opportunity. I am looking for something new and wonderful with someone new and wonderful!**WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. *** Surprise me, I'm open. It can be as simple as pizza and beer or as wonderful as opera and champagne. I can dress down or up and know for a relationship to work you can never stop dating the person you love to be with. I think it's nice to have that initial(can I stand to be around you) meeting first over coffee or a drink.
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GenistaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I love online marketing. I’m a kind person who believes in true love, and unfortunately single. I want to be part of a couple that can generate synergy. Looking for a smart person to settle down with.