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FranceneOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I paint ( acrylic- Impressionism ) Usually have two going so I can switch to the inspired one. Writer ( sarcastic humor- I love people watching, they make for great material!) Passion in my life is TRAVEL. I eat mainly bacon chs burgers and Cokes at restaurants. If you subscribe to at least ***cable channels , I will pretend I like you , even if I don't so that I can camp out on your couch and watch for weeks on end. If you own a pitbull, please skip over me. Fabulous skeet shooter, Dinner choice that does not include: wassabi, Gouda or sporks. No movies- all you learn from your date is if they kick the back of the seat in front of them (Upside: I can see if he'll be a gentleman and sacrifice the armrest for me. ( I'll let us take turns if we go see another) Paint my toenails pink, brush my dog's teeth ( flossing is a bonus )or help me re- tile entryway! Okay gentlemen - listen up!!! Please don't ask a woman out on a date via text! NOT a good idea, trust me on this one. :)
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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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NatividadOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Hey! Im very out goin on blunt. If u have a question just ask me. I like to try new things. I enjoy cooking out with friends and having fun. Dinner and a movie or a walk in the park