SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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SoilaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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MardellOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I really struggle with these things so let's make it simple.WANTS:Hard workingFun lovingOpen mindedRomanticMust love dogsLikes day and weekend getawaysFishingOutdoorsUFC fightsRelaxing by the fireLiving and loving lifeAbout me:UPDATE: I recently discovered Breaking Bad and I'm addicted to Netflix right now! He's got to be out there, right? Any guy that wants to know what you like should check out a girls Pinterest!!! There lies all of our hopes and dreams in a convienent collection. I have a close group of girl friends that are in my life daily and they would have to be in yours too... I just want to make the most out of this life and have someone by my side to enjoy it! I want a friend first! If you can't be friends, how can you be lovers???? With that being said, if you're looking for an easy girl... Keep looking. I'm not that girl. I have morals and standards and am secure enough to speak up! If you're looking for a weak woman, not here... I'm an excellent listener and expect the same in return. I also don't want a doormat...that gets old quick! I want my other half. My equal... And if you haven't been scared off and want to learn more... Send me a message... And if you peak my fancy... I'll let you know! :) 1st dates are rough! Something simple that we both enjoy... I think dinner puts too much pressure on conversation. Maybe watch a UFC fight or meet to watch a local band somewhere... Just relaxing and having fun!
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GeenaOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
If you graduated high school you should be able to spell. Hopefully you are able to distinguish between your, and you're. Two more things...flicking off the camera is not sexy and neither is having your pants hanging so low your panties show.I'm not rude...I'm real. ask