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AliviaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Please guys, if your profile says "casual dating, and nothing serious" don't even bother. I've decided that I'm tired of being alone. I am serious about finding someone that wants to be with me. Tired of games and wasting my time. Oh, and if you don't have a picture... Don't even bother. Your msg will be immediately erased.I'm easygoing, love to laugh, yes I actually like sports (except soccer...), I also love all types of music EXCEPT country. If you wanna know more, please feel free to hit me up. I'm starting to think this site is a joke. No one looks like their pictures, and most of you guys are two faced.
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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SharenOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I want to be wooed and pursued. I have no problem with the first smile or saying hello, but from there, I am a bit old fashioned and would like to be courted.I am an established, professional mother of two amazing little people (young children!). I am strong-willed and stubborn, driven and passionate. I love the outdoors, especially on the water. I love to laugh, be goofy and people watch. I enjoy the finer things in life: travel and fine dining. I workout three times a week (running/trotting and core fitness) in order to enjoy those fine things with less guilt! I attend church most Sundays. I say most because I go weekly during Fall, Winter and Spring but enjoy my peaceful weekends at the lake during the Summer. And I firmly believe He is OK with that. I am looking for a long-term relationship and hopefully marriage. I would love a smart, funny, established, traveler who will integrate into my family and extend my family with his own. Physical strength is lovely, but emotional and mental strength is more long lasting and impressive. I want that someone who will debate topics with me from serious to silly and will occasionally catch me off guard with a ridiculous story or factoid. My ideal partner can take on a house project with me, work hard, break a sweat, and still be able to clean up for an evening of host and hostess to friends and/or family. I would love someone I can hold hands with and who will enjoy and fall in love with my children just as deeply as he loves me. I hope to retire somewhat early and want my best friend to play with for the rest of my life. I would love to say I am a fabulous gourmet chef (or any kind of chef)… but I’m not! I would definitely appreciate it if you are, and will gladly be your lifelong sous chef. If not, there are plenty of restaurants to explore and I have a drawer filled with takeout menus!Send me a note - I look forward to meeting you! Somewhere quiet where we can talk and learn about each other. Dinner? Coffee? I'm sure this is not at all original or unique!