SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JohnnaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I really don't like this part.... I'm just me. Plain Jane kinda girl. I'm a very busy single mom with two beautiful children whom are #1. I like the simple things in life. I'm not the girlie girl type... won't find me getting my hair and nails done. More like getting dirty or getting inked. I am hoping to find forever..but not looking. I am fresh out of a relationship and really just looking for friends. If one of these friendships become more than it will be meant to be. All in God's time. So if you wanna chat or have a question hit me up! Also I must say... if you are married or in a relationship... leave me alone! If you have no job or are "between" jobs..don't bother! If you have tons of baggage and can't deal with life in general....please seek professional help. If you have a substance (of any kind) abuse problem Again Please Get Help. Please have respect and don't waste my time or yours. If your simply looking for sex, again don't waste either my time or yours. If you are hoping to find a new friend...let's chat.What am I wanting in the long run..... that family man that can build a life with me.Someone that can have a conversation with my kids as well as me. Someone that can go out and have fun, but is also comfortable being at the house doing the home thing. Someone that knows I can handle myself, but love to feel like a woman. Someone that can handle my crazy and hold me tight. Someone who can communicate, make me laugh (Important), stand his ground, put me first, as I will do for him. A man that knows how to treat a woman with respect.Most importantly a man who knows God. Btw, I have quite a bit of ink and plan on getting more.. so if that's not your thing pass me by.After reading this if you think there may be some common ground hit me up and let's go from there. Surprise me
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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JodyOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am looking for someone who is balanced between working hard and playing hard. Confident but not****. Humor is sexy to me. Don't want a control freak but asking about my day is nice. Talk to me, not at me. I want someone to cook dinner for, conversation and relaxation at the end of the day would be nice. Please white guys only. First date: grab a drink in a casual environment.