SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoonergalOffline
Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-51
I am a lonely lady with a sarcastic sense of humor ready to enjoy life with a man looking for a serious monogamous relationship that could lead to marriage.
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JulianOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Single Mom of 2 beautiful girls who are my world and always come first above all else. Just looking right now. FYI not looking for a hook up with anyone. Be warned I can smell bullsh*ta mile away and I will call you out on it, so best to go run your game elsewhere. Its not working with me, just saying. I'm a great person with a big heart but don't mistake my kindness for weakness. You can take Philly from the ****, but you can never take Philly outta the ****!!I'm also not skinny so if your all about skinnyII'm not her. If you would like to talk and get to know me feel free to message me. I am 100% real. No bullsh*tNo lies. I don't paly games and I have morales. Seems alot of females and Males dont know what these things are these days.. I'm looking for my needle in the haystack... :)Update.... Don't even think about ****ing with me. I will drag your ass on Catfish without a doubt. Have Nev and Max sniff you out!! Hahahah Whatever we both feel comfortable with
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MartinOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am a mystery to you. Do some work."I'M SO HAPPY, CAUSE TODAY I FOUND MY FRIENDS ARE IN MY HEAD...WE'RE JUST TWO LOST SOULS SWIMMIN IN A FISHBOWL, YEAR AFTER YEAR...EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT A BROKEN HEART IS BLIND...AND EVERY BREATH THAT IS IN YOUR LUNGS IS A TINY LITTLE GIFT TO ME...I'M ONE OF A KIND, I'M DESIGNER...I SAT BY THE OCEAN, AND DRANK A POTION BABY TO ERASE YOU...BUT ONLY LOVE COULD BREAK HER FALL...SOMEONE SAID TRUE LOVE WAS DEAD AND I'M BOUND TO FALL, BOUND TO FALL FOR YOU...I'VE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE YOUR HEART-SHAPED BOX FOR WEEKS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY I'M AROUND...I'VE EATEN THE SUN SO MY TONGUE HAS BEEN BURNED OF THE TASTE...WHEN YOU GRAB A HOLD OF ME, TELL ME THAT I'LL NEVER BE SET FREE...SOMETHING IN THE WAY SHE WOOS ME...YOU ARE STELLAR..." Impress me. Words without actions to accompany them are useless. Random hookups and casual sex are not my thing. Money and material things are irrelevant unless you can spoil the ones you love in this life. Honesty, kindness, and spirituality are infinitely more attractive than anything Earthly you may or may not possess. I am a rambling random texter but I prefer actual talking, it's way cooler. I am a very loyal woman, almost to a fault. If you somehow win my love I will move mountains to make you happy but if you upset me, please be warned that I am Italian. Nothing turns me on more than intelligence, a wicked sense of humor, and decent taste in music. Douchebags need not bother.After just two months, I have come to the realization that this site is full of shit. meetville won't let me delete my profile, I guess they're using my pictures and information to sell this dumb ass waste of time to: stupid men who must be too socially inept to meet women in person, men who already have significant others but want sex on the side, men who are too broke to pay for a real online dating service, men who are idiots and/or borderline retarded and shouldn't breed, or men who see this as a parlor distraction to feed their emaciated egos. Whichever the case, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE. I will meet a decent guy who is worth my precious time whenever my destiny permits. To all of you dbs that fit into one or more of the above categories, your souls are probably in jeopardy, not that you'd even care...I sincerely hope you reincarnate as sewer rats.