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Basemath, 36
United States, Oklahoma, Shawnee

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Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco Running / Jogging English Irish Middle Eastern
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  • Heleen from Shawnee | Woman | 39 years old | Virgo
    Heleen

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    We only have one life to live so my mantra is live llife to the fullest. The old expression "Carpe Diem" live every day as if it were your last... so on that note I am looking for someone who is positive has a zest for life can enjoy themselves..doing low key things like ..relaxing at home on the couch and watching TV..but is also interested in learning and exploring new places different foods differnt cultures, willing to try new things...maybe even meringue lessons . I would love to learn Salsa...As much as I like trying new things, I also can be a homebody when I want to - since I love cooking - Always looking up recipies on line especially love BBquing. ..Not too big on winter usually thats when the homebody in me comes out and I relax . Like to hybernate indoors.. I hate being cold, but I do like watching snowfall from indoors. I am definitely a summer baby- love the beach picnics swimming rollerblading jetskiing...boats..As far as some of my hobbbies all year round ***like kickboxing do it ***times a week so I woudn't mess with me - I have sharp right hook. LOL (: Love decorating like to be in a cozy envirement. Interested in Fengshui placement of objects to create postive atmospheres- I enjoy reading too just about anything except sports sorry but I can only tolerate 3 innings of Baseball and then I am maxed out.. Howver I do not mind partcipating in some sport acivities. Ok I do admit I do like some reality shows ... sometimes you need a little fluff in life it's entertaining. I also love to shop... from shoes to furniture... love music - Always downloading tunes on my ipod ... open to all music classical... classic rock "50s' 60" 70" 80's 90"s pop rock, rap reggae- not too big on jazz or heavy metal ***Love, intelligence, confidence, charisma & and ; chivalry.....A sense of humor is great, since I love to laugh..love passion, sensuality affection. &; romance...Once again would like reiterate the importance of sincerity- without honesty there is nothing to build on.* IMPORTANT TO READ * as this may not be what some of you are looking for..Although I do not mind exchanging a several *** so on here, however I am NOT looking for a pen-pal by *** will I accept any invitations for dates under this form of communication. .as I find it to be impersonal . Guess you can call me old fashioned- but If we hit it off on here and exchange phone numbers-- I would like to talk live- not graduate to further writing by text messaging-- How else can you really get a sense of each other and get to know each other better ? If this is too much of a burden, or a daunting task-- then we are not a match-If this is something that seems reasonable with you and we hit it off through *** look forward to hearing from you! Let' go with the flow on this one..

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  • Carolyn from Shawnee | Woman | 36 years old | Scorpio
    Carolyn

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am a genuine person looking to meet a kind sincere guy to date or be friends with, this depends on my attraction and compatibility to a person. Realize that if I say friends, I mean the kind you had in grade six not the casual sex kind. Honesty is very important to me, if you lie at the start or try to be what you think I want *** yourself it’s a big no no with me. I am extremely caring but expect it in return. I have a strong personality when you get to know me and can be very blunt. I enjoy having long deep conversations about what’s important in people’s lives. Many of my friends come from different backgrounds and offer something different to my life. I do think opposites attract but you need things in common to keep it together. Trust is very important I have a high moral code and would never cheat, or be with someone who was already involved. It’s important that a man sees me as an equal. I will not date anyone who has cheated or thinks there are times its an excusable offense.I am thankful for the blessings in my life though I constantly strive to do and experience more. I have a job I love minus those days where things don't go right. I've spent a lot of time becoming educated in a few areas mainly science, I've learned a lot but mostly that I have much more to learn. I love experiencing new things people and cultures. I lived in Barbados and Africa for short periods of time and it made a big impact and changed my view of the world. I love to eat ethnic foods and hope you do to. If I have disposable money my first thought is travel, and while resorts are nice, I’d rather something more authentic. I bought a house here in the mac which has been a scary undertaking but one I 'am proud of. I like my finical independence, but want someone to make life special. I love having the sun and wind on my face, I am happy climbing a mountain or walking around town on a sunny day with a coffee and good conversation. I love being outside and I'm always up for road trips and getting out and about.I like to jog it would be great to have someone to go with me. I love quading for nice relaxing rides and stops for a good "boil up" but hate guys who need to prove they have the Y chromosome by doing tricks and extreme speed. I've gone "mudding" and its not my thing.I love game meat and am ok with hunting as long as you are ethical, don't take bad shots and eat what you kill.I am not a big drinker although I do enjoy a social drink, BBQ and good company and conversation .Education is important to me, my focuses have been; environmental, biology, earth science & secondary education. My dog is family, she sleeps in the bed, gets dirt in the car, and snores :). I like cats but have a deadly allergy :(I don't live by the clock and hate to set exact times to meet. While I want my house to be a home that is welcoming and comfortable, I am not meticulous and don’t want to be. I hate hockey and sports on TV and don't mind watching a game its a give and take thing and If the game always wins over me then it won't work.Iam a sucker for hard working clean cut country guys. I love a guy who can do work on a house, fish, camp (in a tent) but also have intelligent conversations about their thoughts and feelings. I 'am really good with money and know I need a guy who can handle his money as well. I know Its hard for guys to open up but , if we can't communicate about things that bother us and make changes and compromise a relationship is doomed. I love being out in nature and hope to find a guy I can enjoy the outside with. You must love dogs because mine is so important to me. Its a plus if you have your own dog.As far as music goes I like everything except classic rock and heavy metal. Its not a date, its an introduction

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  • Aura from Shawnee | Woman | 40 years old | Cancer
    Aura

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Lets see who reads this....I love to read but haven't in awhile due to being busy with work. I enjoy every genre of music with the exception of rap. I enjoy family and spending time together. I enjoy taking pictures, walking, bowling, darts, corn hole, football, racing and many other things. I have a past just like everyone else. I've never been in trouble with the law though. I have been married five times and have no intention of doing so again. I have three grown children and two young grandchildren. I am who I am because of my past. I don't live in my past. I am not looking for someone who wants to change me. Except me the way I am and for who I am.

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