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Tanzy, 36

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About Me

After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap...One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry."Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."***Apologies for the retarded joke but I actually laughed out loud at it myself & couldn't resist posting it here. I am always looking for a laugh & def fly by the seat of my....so please shoot me a few words if you wanna spend some time getting to know me. I am really just looking for a few new faces to hang with, see ya around!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Heleen

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    We only have one life to live so my mantra is live llife to the fullest. The old expression "Carpe Diem" live every day as if it were your last... so on that note I am looking for someone who is positive has a zest for life can enjoy themselves..doing low key things like ..relaxing at home on the couch and watching TV..but is also interested in learning and exploring new places different foods differnt cultures, willing to try new things...maybe even meringue lessons . I would love to learn Salsa...As much as I like trying new things, I also can be a homebody when I want to - since I love cooking - Always looking up recipies on line especially love BBquing. ..Not too big on winter usually thats when the homebody in me comes out and I relax . Like to hybernate indoors.. I hate being cold, but I do like watching snowfall from indoors. I am definitely a summer baby- love the beach picnics swimming rollerblading jetskiing...boats..As far as some of my hobbbies all year round ***like kickboxing do it ***times a week so I woudn't mess with me - I have sharp right hook. LOL (: Love decorating like to be in a cozy envirement. Interested in Fengshui placement of objects to create postive atmospheres- I enjoy reading too just about anything except sports sorry but I can only tolerate 3 innings of Baseball and then I am maxed out.. Howver I do not mind partcipating in some sport acivities. Ok I do admit I do like some reality shows ... sometimes you need a little fluff in life it's entertaining. I also love to shop... from shoes to furniture... love music - Always downloading tunes on my ipod ... open to all music classical... classic rock "50s' 60" 70" 80's 90"s pop rock, rap reggae- not too big on jazz or heavy metal ***Love, intelligence, confidence, charisma & and ; chivalry.....A sense of humor is great, since I love to laugh..love passion, sensuality affection. &; romance...Once again would like reiterate the importance of sincerity- without honesty there is nothing to build on.* IMPORTANT TO READ * as this may not be what some of you are looking for..Although I do not mind exchanging a several *** so on here, however I am NOT looking for a pen-pal by *** will I accept any invitations for dates under this form of communication. .as I find it to be impersonal . Guess you can call me old fashioned- but If we hit it off on here and exchange phone numbers-- I would like to talk live- not graduate to further writing by text messaging-- How else can you really get a sense of each other and get to know each other better ? If this is too much of a burden, or a daunting task-- then we are not a match-If this is something that seems reasonable with you and we hit it off through *** look forward to hearing from you! Let' go with the flow on this one..

  • Hamiltonalaneu

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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-68

    Calling out to higher functioning individuals. Plus the witchy friendly and or like. Needing to find like minded people. I am looking for new friends and see if we can take further. I am highly intelligent, higher educated with multiple college degrees. Hoping to find another witchy like person that can handle the supernatural type things that happen around me. Plus enjoy the supernatural effect I can have on folks. Most important want to enjoy life and be straight up honest, not playing stupid games, lies and bullshit need not waisted each other's time. And I pray all those that check this out have the success they deserve and find what they are looking for.

  • Madeline

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am a mom my first my kids are my world. I love to go camping bbq and being around family that's the most important thing. Dinner

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