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Tanzy, 36

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About Me

After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap...One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand."There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry."Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him."Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear."Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered.Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."***Apologies for the retarded joke but I actually laughed out loud at it myself & couldn't resist posting it here. I am always looking for a laugh & def fly by the seat of my....so please shoot me a few words if you wanna spend some time getting to know me. I am really just looking for a few new faces to hang with, see ya around!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I love travel, day trips,plays.comedy club,hot weather,going to the beach,day and night is always nice too,music,but except country not into motorcycles,dancing,going to a good movie every now and then,out to a nice dinner with great conversation, the red sox and the steelers!I love to laugh, considered to have a great personality and sense of humor. I enjoy what life has to offer! I'm not interested in having a text relationship lol . Only something real and with someone that hasn't forgotten what romance is about. Respect and honesty a must ,it goes a long way! coffee or a drink.

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I love to laugh but want to be serious sometimes too. I want someone who will challenge my mind but can be goofy and have fun. Music is a big part of me and so are my kids. All in all....I would love someone I could connect with on an intellectual level but not always have to be serious around, who will love my kids and accept me for all that I am.I will also tell you that I'm not "searching" the way some ladies are. I've been married, had kids, accomplished those "time sensitive" things already. If either or both happen again, that's fine, but if not, I'm OK with that too. Desperation is not part of my resume and neither are hook-ups. I like people and meeting new, interesting ones. Being on here is a bit of an experiment, I suppose. If I find someone that I enjoy being around and start a friendship with, that's great! If I marry again, that's good too. But finding forever is an elusive quest at best and I have no grand illusion that it will be easy or even happen at all. I'm a bit of a dichotomy, I suppose. I'm a romantic at heart and wish and hope for someone who will sweep me off my feet and change things for the better, but I'm also realistic and know that those sorts of things are subjective. It may not be a stereotypical, expected gesture that will do that, but something unexpected and unique, *** My perfect first date would be meeting somewhere for food and/or drinks (alcoholic or non, either is fine). Good conversation is a must! Laughter is also necessary and will happen if you let it. If I'm comfortable, we can talk for hours. If things go well, we'll want to see each other again and a little kiss might just end the night.

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